Lisabear21

7 Stages of Pen Grief:

1. Realizing it doesn't work
2. Scribbling on the notebook
3. Scribbling harder on some cardboard or whatever
4. Looking at the full ink reservoir and frowning
5. Sucking on the ballpoint
6. Scribbling on the notebook some more
7. Throwing it across the room

Due to personal reasons I'll be screaming

Good morning

This has been a thing for some time I believe.

This meme is going around that actually only works if the guy in the purple suit is an anus

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are in bed, cuddled tightly together. Green is alert and awake, while Blue seems drowsy and bleary. Green: How's your fever? Blue: Still up. Blue cuddles closer to Green. Green: Anything I can do to help? Blue: Stay. Green closes his eyes, cozying up to Blue. Green: You're warm. Blue: And you're wonderful. Green: So are you. Blue: No I'm not. Green opens his eyes to look at Blue, who's still sleepily cuddled up to him. Green: Why not? Blue: Because I'm too warm.

The Pee Wee President?

Who did this?
Thank you… 🤣🤣🤣
I needed the giggle.

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Billionaires have more money than they could ever need but never enough to fill the holes in their souls. They would send every last one of you into an early grave if it meant paying one cent less in taxes.

A SKILETON WHO SAYS "I CANT COME TO WORK TODAY BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO AND I WAS I LOST TRACK OF TIME GOOGLIN UP "LUIGI MANGIONE JURRY NULLIFICATION" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN - ONLY THE LICKIEST OF BOOTLICKERS WOULD ALLOW THE SYSTEM TO PUNISH THIS MAN FOR A CRIME THAT HAS UNITED THE WORKING CLASS ACROSS THE POLITICAL SPECTRUM, AND THATS WHY THERE SO AFRAID OF THIS ,ZUCKERBERGS GOTA BE DIGGIN HIS BUNKER FASTER THEN EVER THESE DAYS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN Jury nullification, also known in the United Kingdom as jury equity,[1][2] or a perverse verdict,[3][4] is when the jury in a criminal trial gives a verdict of not guilty even though they think a defendant has broken the law. The jury's reasons may include the belief that the law itself is unjust,[5][6] that the prosecutor has misapplied the law in the defendant's case,[7] that the punishment for breaking the law is too harsh, or general frustrations with the criminal justice system.

SEE YA TOMOROW - dashare.zone ADMIN

“your upstairs neighbor starter pack” followed by an image of someone holding a comedically large drill to a wall, bricks with flip flop straps, and someone moving furniture

Sound about right.

No exaggeration detected.

Elon has his tentacles everywhere, and there appears to be no institutional will—anywhere—to cut them back. So they extend and extend and extend.

It’s horrifying to watch.

Indeed it is!

With MAGAs, you just reverse every word to get the truth:

“When Americans chose Donald Trump in one of the narrowest popular votes in history—49.81% to 48.33%—they sent a muddled message. It’s time for either no or incremental change, and the worst place imaginable to start would be Tulsi Gabbard.”

From @saneman.bsky.social

Accurate

I wish the red caps liked to read.

Chat am i cooked