A Slightly Better Jam

Wauw

It feels like ego death. So only joyful if you're into that sort of thing.

Is it still imposter syndrome if you don't actually do anything

I have mastered the part of the creative process where you inevitably end up stuck and procrastinating and agonising over the thing instead of working on the thing.
I got so efficient at it I don't ever need to do any actual work.

I'm pretty sure my instagram feed thinks I'm a lesbian? No I will not elaborate.

Just devastated by the news about Polygon and Giant Bomb. It feels like both my industries, games and media, are collapsing in front of us, and for no good reason - just sheer greed. Corporate ghouls and big tech intent on replacing valuable creative and journalistic work with chum that nobody wants

There's never been a better time to start posting on instagram. There's also never been a better time to start playing around with nightshade. Those two things are unrelated.

part five: not to get all catholic, but

I am concerned about the condition of your soul. I am concerned because you have a hunger for life, but you aren't eating. I am concerned about the spark going out.

you're starving. i don't need you to fix that but i do need you to know

Good morning what a wonderful day we're having today, I sure hope nothing bad has happened overnight.

Oh you practice mindfulness? How wonderful I also love to cosplay emotional stability as a lifestyle brand

I'm deeply saddened by this. A great opportunity to rub your face in it for no other reason than built up directionless anger, wasted.

Wait why did it show up in my feed now what the fuck

You got destroyed there Mark. Utterly annihilated. Sent back to school. Smashed against the reefs of masturbation tech knowledge. How do you intend to pick yourself back up after this humiliation?

I'm convinced that writing isn't a real thing people can do. Everyone just fakes it, if someone claims that they know how to write, they're lying.

Is... is the bear named after dmitri medvedev

I have recently learned this about owls and I love this fact a lot because I have an owl tattooed on my arm and, much like owls, am a dumbass with a reputation for being much smarter because, idk, I have a deep look about me or something

Maybe he didn't mean it. was just yanking your chain.

One of my smaller, more shitposty postgrad projects was designing a luxury squatting toilet because it turns out that's a much healthier, more natural position to be in? So there's something to this

Writing a note to work "I'm sorry I can't make tomorrow's shift I just listened to a song for the first time in a decade and it emotionally destroyed me"

Wait wait I've got one

Donkey Kong County

Oh. I'd misread that.

Don't think that was stylisation, those books actually were written by a slightly drunk uncle

That's the closest I've ever come to thinking the cybertruck looks kinda cool

I like this

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God damnit. Ended up wishlisting all 3. How do you do that.

All of it

Oh my god there's actually four of them

A picture of the poster's thumb with googly eyes arranged as a sand worm from Dune looking bewildered.