Alan (Who Is Awesome)

Sakurai drinking water is so on brand lol

I had to write about Horses for @aftermath.site aftermath.site/horses-indie...

8 years ago, I was upstairs in a secluded media room at E3 when I spotted Reggie. Once I realized who it was, I noisily listened to his convo - he was leaning over to some guy in a suit, and I heard him whisper: “Metroid Prime 4 is going to be real special…”

It’s finally here! Happy Metroid day!

Hahaha, right?! Or what about mandatory disclosures for the discrepancy between the salaries of the CEO and their lowest paid worker? That would be so funny, right?! Let’s do it as a funny joke!!!

Benny Safdie as Bowser Jr. OFFICIALLY opens the door for Nathan Fielder as Shy Guy

Sooper Murio and Yorshi

I don’t understand the question

Rainy day ☔️

Oh, you like Pokemon? What X speed is your 300MHz eMachine’s CD-ROM drive?

final_FINAL_update(2).exe

Try this game out, it punches way above its weight and is one of the more intoxicating rhythm games I've played in a minute 🎵

pinballmuseum.org

How was this real #stevenuniverse

Went out for groceries, came home to this

SIMOGO 15TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL
October 28, 2025
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Hi & hello — my day job is seeking content marketing writers! As the eventual boss, my preference is for freelancers I know.

Do you have a portfolio of writing popular articles? Can you write with an unmistakable author voice? Knowledge of writing to keywords nice but not necessary! DM me! ❤️

I saw cinema. #theonion #sexhouse

It makes perfect sense that Burr had an epiphany! INSPIRINGLY, he traveled to Saudi Arabia to play a local club and empathize with the culture and its people! It’s not like he was being directly funded by the crown prince to headline a government sponsored event meant to launder public opinion!!!

NEVERMIND I TAKE IT ALL BACK @ziondood.bsky.social DIDNT MENTION ME ONE TIME IN HIS GOODBYE VIDEO

So many memories with this incredible guy, going all the way back to when we used to cover something called “E3” together 😱

Excited for whatever comes next for you Zion 👀

Grummz @Grummz X.com Nintendo... Is absolutely fucked now, isn't it? QT: Centro LEAKS • @CentroLeaks • 1d Devon Pritchard becomes the new president of Nintendo of America after Doug Bowser's retirement. 7:06 PM • 9/25/25 • 2.9M Views

this woman has been working at Nintendo for almost 20 years and nearly a decade longer than the guy she is replacing

how much more qualified does she have to be lol

simogo.com updated

So long, Doug Bowser

Big congrats today!

When you’re hot you’re hot

Saying “Nice shirt” means I don’t have to card you.

I woke up to Samus becoming a bike babe...?

Feature: "The Bigger A Fan You Are...The More Averse You Are To Making Changes" - Final Fantasy Tactics Interview We speak with Kazutoyo Maehiro and Hiroshi Minagawa

"The Bigger A Fan You Are...The More Averse You Are To Making Changes" - Final Fantasy Tactics Interview. (Repost)

Spoke to the director and art director of Final Fantasy Tactics and asked them what it’s like to bring back something everybody loves so much 🤓

Sorry I didn’t post about PAX yet really I am v tired, but, I played a ton of Kirby and I have to transcribe interviews now!!!