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Damn, and a Sadie?

Perimenopause has basically been one long reminder that the human body is a carnival of disappointment.

You're totally right. That whole storyline elevated the entire women's division.

So, Twitter's down?

Mox: Marina, make sure my wife doesn't get mixed up in this.
Marina: Got it boss.

Everyone: Becky is coming back at #30.

#30:

Whoever is making @natbynature's gear, thank you.

Things I want you to know about tariffs:

1. Tariffs are a tax paid by importers. So goods made & sold in Canada are not subject to tariffs.
2. Most manufacturers source parts globally, so if a part for a finished good is from outside Canada, it might be subject to a tariff.

Kinda want this sixth place setting to be for Kota Ibushi

Ok, but where is this aimless, boring story going, Deathriders?

We get it, you outnumber people, and slap them around. Why, tho?

Harley Cameron deserves every title shot.

When Jerry Lawler is your moral compass, you know you've taken a hard right turn into the grossest part of the swamp.

Excalibur: Oh, the heinous things MJF said!

My dude, they were BOTH heinous. That whole segment was gross, and neither of them gets a pass.

It's a chance for them to join the Hurt Syndicate, and learn from MVP.

I want Lashley & Benjamin to take the titles off Private Party. Then, I want MVP to welcome Private Party into the fold.

Yuta: Bangs concealing his eyes
Marina: unblinking

Kenny: I nearly died last year. Well, time to moonsault off the lighting rig.

The merch people have to fix that, Lance!

Hell yes Battle Cry is back!

Rules written by bigots with only an 8th grade misunderstanding of biology manage to turn everyone in the US into a lesbian.

Congratulations America. Invest in Subaru.

Tonight, the part of Drake will be played by Max Caster.

Please tell me Angelo Parker has a matching velour tracksuit.

Will Ospreay: It's time for me and Kenny to have a talk.

My husband: You have no idea how much I need them to just have a friendly chat over a cup of tea.
Me: Will sitting there with a pot of Earl Grey and some petit fours. Kenny strolls in with a Japanese tea service and higashi. They laugh.

Schiavone: What else is under the ring
Me: Were Hanger to come out with a gun, I wouldn't be surprised.

The Dark Secrets Behind the Neil Gaiman Abuse Accusations archived 13 Jan 2025 12:02:14 UTC

https://archive.is/2025.01.13-120214/https://www.vulture.com/article/neil-gaiman-allegations-controversy-amanda-palmer-sandman-madoc.html

So, lawsuit from an apartment fire 6 years ago might be wrapping up. I cried at work for the second time in a week, because I'm so relieved this whole shitty thing might be over.

Like Boxes of Shit in Your House? Get a Cat

Like Boxes of Shit in Your House? Get a Cat

I am going to say something that will piss people off. But hey, that's my superpower. Genre is full of predators like this who manipulate and groom their friends just as much as they manipulate and groom their victims. Gaiman and his enabler Palmer are essentially stock characters in con spaces

*sharpens broom handle, ties back hair, picks up jerrycan

Reporting for duty.

Guess who accidentally paid for 6 more months of WoW?

I'm going to have to join a guild and start raiding to justify this, and just uuuuugh, talking to people again.