Frankie

there’s no need to go down the rabbit hole when we’re living inside of it

hey there, good morning, serious question, wtf

did you know his facial tanner isn’t actually ORANGE, it’s imPEACH

idk maybe we all got long covid

‘cause i am belly breathing — or whatever duncan sheik said

the T stands for Tylenol

he is the trash

i like my pizza like a powerful court, supreme. with pepperoni, sausage, onions, bell peppers, mushrooms, and olives. cooked to perfection by nine cloaked judges, each with varying degrees of experience and expertise.

Not to put too fine of a point on this, but if I spent the last few months putting innocent people in concentration camps and the pope died basically three seconds after I met him, I would not continue life apace, I would not immediately clock back in at the fascism factory.

i tried to flush this out of my prefrontal cortex but i think about it every day. i paid extra to receive "in-depth feedback" on a manuscript i submitted. not only did the feedback lack depth, it also referred to my writing and my metaphors as 'bizarre' four times. same word. bizarre. four. times.

eIon put the ick in icarus

is anyone having fun

that's all they ever do is gaslight, insult, and pass the buck

there's a sharp dichotomy between his "i know more than anybody" moments and moments where all he can do is gaslight, insult, and pass the buck

i really didn’t want lana to go home

old enough to remember when the idea of cutting police dept budgets was considered heinous and insane. now they’re out here defunding education, defunding cancer research, defunding arts & sciences, the dod and nih and hud and epa and usda and fda and ssa, etc. feel like i’m taking crazy pills.

the united states as a concept is very much like any standard insurance policy — here’s a list of everything we have to offer you but when push comes to shove, ehh certain conditions apply lol

that’s gross.

i can only imagine the disdain with which teachers of younger generations have to explain how the brand was named after nikola tesla and how none of this has anything to do with the prestige

believe his name was buzz lakeshear

trumpets. trumppets. trumpettes. doesn’t matter how you spell it.

why did we land on ‘trumpers’ when ‘trumpets’ is right there

a man in a blue suit is looking out a window with his hands in the air . ALT: a man in a blue suit is looking out a window with his hands in the air .

g’damn that episode of severance

love that we’re not only supposed to simply believe that all these issues in government spending are accurate and real but that somehow they only exist because of democrats