raz | רָז רְעוּאֵל

I hope you're proud of yourself

Martin Harris distraught to find the 116 pages are missing

the "é" in "légumes" is doing a lot of work here

i would unironically be interested in a Jewish Annotated Book of Mormon

legends say the atomic wedgie was invented specifically for this moment

stolen valor on Himni's part smh

the Exmo Jew Caucus is on it

@raornothing.bsky.social do you still have that 116-page draft I lent you?

YouTube video by Joel Reis ER - Original Music Theme

learning about this was a similar experience to when I first found the extended ER theme with a 90s as fuck sax solo
youtu.be/Dp2EfS8FpUI?...

Girl who is “going to be okay” meme but with many Mets things

THE NEW YORK METS PLAY BASEBALL TODAY

YouTube video by Dennis McCarthy - Topic Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Theme - (Single Version)

probably worth considering this version from the vinyl release
youtu.be/w1Ux34qQyn0?...

raz's new tattoo on their right forearm. A vulture is perched on a stack of books. The vulture's head and feathers have red highlights.

so this was neat

is it difficult to breathe when you're huffing Cenk Uygur's farts 24/7? I'm worried about you, bubele

broke: replying to the police department's Ramadan post with bacon emojis

bespoke: replying to *every* post by the police department with bacon emojis

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there are over 3,400 movies on the excel sheet. surely the random number generator won't actually pick THAT one

oh no, this is on the massive movie list my fiancée and I randomly draw from

should I be worried

Frasier: Roz, why is Noel lying on the floor in the break room?

Roz: Beats me. Keeps mumbling "Aqua got norted"

Bulldog: [grinning lecherously] ya know who else got norted

seconded. I've traveled with a CPAP for years and have only gotten asked about it once

A man in a suit stands speaking, with text criticizing Mayor Mamdani for not honoring his commitment to allocate 0.5% of the city expense budget to NYC public libraries in his preliminary budget. Visit NYC PLAN.ORG for more information

The bottom line is that NYC Public Libraries need increased and most importantly STABLE funding annually. Mayor Mamdani promised both and this preliminary budget is a BROKEN PROMISE. There’s time for him to rectify this. NYC library patrons expect that he will.

New York City Public Library Action Network Newsletter, Issue #7 The Mayor’s Preliminary Budget is Terrible for NYC Public Libraries…

@mayor.nyc.gov preliminary budget is full of broken promises nycplan.org/new-york-cit...

This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆

DOG AT THE OLYMPICS
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the overseer of project 2025 is telling you out loud that every inch you cede on trans rights is part of the plan to create a white christian fascist state

dancer from "Shia LeBeouf Live" by Rob Cantor

🎶Mardi Gras bacchanal Shia LeBeouf🎶

turkey egg and cheese on a pumpernickel sesame bagel

Josie, the amount I want to see you write a 2010s edgyboi prestige drama about Hutt gangsters is frankly overwhelming

dancer from "Shia LeBeouf Live" by Rob Cantor

🎶Mardi Gras bacchanal Shia LeBeouf🎶

photograph from the 80's of the wrestler Sting wearing a Gold's Gym shirt and sunglasses, leaning against a shelf in a bookstore and positively cheesing at an open copy of The Far Side Gallery 2, a collection of Far Side Cartoons.

what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇