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just got word they're making another fucking videogame.

This man was crushed and destroyed and no one helped him

didn’t travis mcelroy once try to “come out” with a narcissism diagnosis for internet sympathy points after people got mad at him for something related to his stupid podcast or was that but an invention of my fevered imagination

the awesome thing about silent hill 2 is its ability to make people tell on themselves. you have no idea how many posts & comments i’ve seen that are like “i don’t blame james for killing his wife because i also had to take care of a sick family member once and i lowkey wanted them to die”

like we see her try the same shtick with wesker in remake separate ways and it just falls flat. then again wesker is gay

i really think the only reason why people perceive ada as extremely suave and charismatic is because we mainly see her interactive with leon and he’s absurdly easy to string along

why can leon afford a porsche like does fighting zombies really pay that well

Feeling like a real “screwed guy” on “BlueSky”!

pointing to leon every time i play a modern horror game with generic 3rd person over the shoulder cam like this is YOUR fault

there needs to be a word for when something is really good on its own but also responsible for a lot of terrible genre trends… like lord of the rings… or re4

they need to hurry up and remake re5 so i can have more dogshit yaoi from a thing thats bad

james sunderland is not a dog or a cat. he is literally some other shit. maybe some type of vole.

it annoys me when people draw a character i like as a kemonomimi and they pick the wrong type of animal. especially if it’s some cute charismatic animal and the guy in question is a charmless charisma-less POS

[ #fanart ] other self

obviously people will glaze men for anything but it’s always a little bit crazy to see thousands of retweets and positive comments on posts that are like “i love it when my boyfriend reads wikipedia articles 😍”

having all your groupchats next to each other drastically increases the risk of accidentally using your normie friend group personality with your much weirder more online friend group and vice versa. scientists need to find a way to fix this

Saw a kid give another kid his meatball. He didn’t want it so he handed it to the other. The world is not healing nor is it becoming worse from this transaction. It just is.

the mystery man from lost highway and the judge from blood meridian are two very famous examples of this but why stop at those two. they should start putting this type of guy in non-horror fiction just to spice things up a little

they need to make more characters who are the literal actual devil

Fresh water fishes 🐟

baldur’s gate 3, which hit a lot of the same beats (fantasy rpg, small “indie” dev team, massive critical & commercial success), was completely inescapable for months. is there no french astarion? is that the problem?

usually when a game gets popular the typical fandom flotsam and jetsam will make its way onto my timeline whether i like it or not. haven’t seen any of that with clair obscur. nobody has even drawn the french dudes fucking.

chris person @Papapishu Only gay people should be allowed to drive trucks. You can buy a truck but you have to sign a paper saying you're gay. This would be very funny and also solve many of America's problems I guess.

I would like to bring over my theory for solving America’s deadly roads. I call it the “Gay Truck Rule” and it would save thousands of lives every year.

it could have incredible writing and gameplay but i will never know because the visual style is so bland and safe that it loops around to actively offputting

expedition 33 looks like it was made in a lab to be incredibly boring and sweep the game awards

we will never be rid of leon.

as far as i can tell from the two episodes i’ve watched that gay hockey show is kind of just a softcore porno but i like it that way #ThePervertedFujo

i know for sure lynch only listened to roy orbison and doo-wop and MAYBE the beach boys so why was that there… who put it there…

that rammstein song that was in lost highway for like no reason