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@clearlygolden.bsky.social

Literally a mermaid. Award Winning Gamer of Tabletops with Queens Court Games and elsewhere, Coordinator of Art and Costume Departments, Merry Wife of Windsor. โœก๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

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Every year my band does a โ€œletโ€™s go to a haunted place and poke ghostsโ€ activity and every year I wonder how I am supposed to replace 11 singers?

27.09.2025 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gen Z/Alpha humor is deeply rooted in being exclusionary. โ€œHaha adult doesnโ€™t know our fun cool inside jokeโ€ but itโ€™s across tiktok algorithms. The humor comes from the fact that adults are baffled. Otherwise, itโ€™s just elevated echolalia.

19.09.2025 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

More TTRPG tips from improv class:

Donโ€™t be coy. Confess the secret.

We donโ€™t know what is in your head. The only thing that exists in the narrative for your table is what you voice aloud. You may have a cool tortured backstory but I donโ€™t know to bring that up with you if I donโ€™t know it exists.

29.08.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Illustration of a woman with golden dreadlocs with goldfish spread around. Her eyes are closed. She's earing a golden headwrap and black and yellow top. Drawn by gdbeeart in 2023

Illustration of a woman with golden dreadlocs with goldfish spread around. Her eyes are closed. She's earing a golden headwrap and black and yellow top. Drawn by gdbeeart in 2023

GoldyLocs

22.08.2025 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5467    ๐Ÿ” 2074    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 65    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

Actual Play tips from improv class:

You have to care about your scene partner. You donโ€™t have to LOVE other characters. You do need a reason to interact with the people in your scene.
โ€œBut my character wouldnโ€™t-โ€œ
Find a reason.
If you donโ€™t want to be there, the audience wonโ€™t want to be there.

22.08.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 277    ๐Ÿ” 77    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

๐Ÿฅน awwwwwwwwwwwwwww

10.08.2025 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Truly nothing activates the Group Project trauma than being in a game that has downtimes and homework and being the only one who does it.

This isnโ€™t about anyone in particular and Iโ€™m trying not to turn it into a multi-post rant. Weโ€™ll see how that goes.

05.08.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait no, this one is solid.

01.08.2025 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you get stuck. I really just want to see you start naming game designers you think you could fight in a Dennys parking lot.

01.08.2025 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is no thoughtful opinion or insight I can have that doesnโ€™t immediately lose credibility when itโ€™s followed by โ€œfuck Iโ€™m going to be late for improv.โ€

01.08.2025 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If your player tries something at the table like a trying a (not racist) accent or making recipes from the world youโ€™re in, they get a benny.

01.08.2025 07:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If there are talking animals in your game at any point you gotta do the little voices.

01.08.2025 07:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyway, the point of TTRPGs over video games is that I get to use ANY solution my heart (OR HISTORY) might come up with.

01.08.2025 07:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you medieval castles had poop chute toilets that just had seats built over holes that were over like, a chute down the side of the tower? PEOPLE COULD CLIMB UP THEM. KING EDWARD II WAS MURDERED BY A TOILET ASSASSIN.

01.08.2025 07:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If youโ€™re in a historical setting and someoneโ€™s solution to a problem is based in a thing that actually happened in history, they should be allowed to do it.

This is very personal.

01.08.2025 07:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You gotta be more unhinged.

โ€œIf you stand up at the table youโ€™re LARPing. I donโ€™t make the rules.โ€

01.08.2025 06:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One did but thatโ€™s cause improv class doesnโ€™t teach you to win.

Otherwise you need to be meaner.

01.08.2025 05:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the only good version of this meme.

01.08.2025 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This isnโ€™t a bad thing either. We donโ€™t expect movie studios to provide grants for smaller scale studios. D20 and CR *do* have strong community leaning models but demanding they do anything other than what they are doing is somewhat parasocial imho.

But it would be nice.

01.08.2025 00:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The industry would be far better off if people could accept that it's okay to cordially dislike someone who hasn't really done anything harmful but who just annoys you personally. It should be fine to just not get along with someone without that meaning "and therefore their life should be ruined."

31.07.2025 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 96    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

9. The desire for personal brand ownership leads to a staggering duplication of effort in AP, and depletes the resources available for any one project. We'd be making more, better stuff if the base instinct was "Who can I join?" instead of "Where can I build my own thing?"

31.07.2025 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Iโ€™m well actually-ing and yes-anding like a good improv nerd:

If you take an improv class the first thing theyโ€™ll tell you is NOT to try to make jokes. The funny will just happen. HOWEVER I fully believe that people who try to earn credibility by citing their education probably do just want to win.

31.07.2025 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

P.S. If you see yourself in a post I make about the generalized you; thatโ€™s probably something to reflect on.

Doubly so if it hurts.

Tripply so if itโ€™s about my shitty dating life.

30.07.2025 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ll do another rant on what I think professionalism is in AP later but to this thread: donโ€™t lie and say you want to be part of something bigger, you will build resentment toward the product. People can tell when a decision was made for one person over the product and it always sits bad with us.9/9

30.07.2025 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hate the โ€œwork a job you love and it wonโ€™t feel like work.โ€ I think one of the Green Brothers said โ€œwork is work and sometimes the work is fun.โ€ There will be things that are not fun to do. They donโ€™t stop existing because you donโ€™t like them. 8/9

30.07.2025 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AND THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH DISCOVERING YOU HATE THE PRODUCTION PART OF MAKING ACTUAL PLAY.

You just HAVE to be honest with yourself and others when you realize that yourself and take care to manage it because decisions to elevate ONLY you will likely be detrimental to the full product. 7/9

30.07.2025 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This goes doubly hard for things like AP because you donโ€™t have the infrastructure of a huge studio or traditions of an industry to draw people whose favorite thing to do is make Twitch overlays for no money. People start studios wanting a place to perform and discover they have to produce too. 6/9

30.07.2025 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I loved solving weird problems when I worked in Art dept. I love telling stories through clothing in costume. I never went to work thinking about what happened to the project once it left my departmentโ€™s scope beyond whether or not the final project would reflect my hard work and skill. 5/9

30.07.2025 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Early in my film career I was told โ€œFall in love with the process because if you are in this for the awards you will be miserable.โ€

Yeah, being on a production is hard. Being in an unpaid one is THANKLESS. Likely the stuff you make will never make it past local cable, or your social circle. 4/9

30.07.2025 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™d argue itโ€™s because of the point made by Aaron: if people who create a space insist itโ€™s about the product rather than admitting itโ€™s a vehicle for themselves, theyโ€™ve done everyone else on the project a disservice because decisions will get made to fuel ego not the original intention. 3/9

30.07.2025 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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