John Morrison MD

A photo of a horrible cake decorated to tell “girls” of a normal weight they can take GLP-1 agonists.

It’s official…this is the worst targeted ad I’ve seen on Facebook.

Yup. Maybe you found your friends, maybe you found someone else.

I recently watched a movie made in 1980 with my 11 year old. I had to explain phone books, land lines, and CB radio. Lots of sighing and looks of “you poor dear” were involved.

A map of the united states representing influenza activity. The map is mostly medium green with a few states in lighter green. It represents the current state of influenza in this country. It was last update 5 weeks ago. There is a colored key on the right which goes from green to purple and multiple footnotes explaining details about the graphic.

Another reason to get your flu shot:

The CDC Fluview map of influenza and ILI (influenza like illness) is normally updated weekly. It has not been changed since September 20.

Patient: Help me doctor I'm really sick!
Me: Ok
Patient: Is flu going around?
Me: Fuck if I know 🤷

If you let the rain stop you here you’ll never do anything. Plus it’s fun!

For about 15 seconds

Our military is being paid by an anonymous donor.

Our WH East Wing was demolished for a ballroom - paid for by donors.

These aren’t acts of benevolence or patriotism.

This is the oligarchy assuming control, insidiously becoming part of how we function.

Every American should reject it.

I’m mainly disappointed because I really wanted to hear national newscasters have to say, “Big Dumper.” #Mariners

David Bowie in Japan. He's waling up some steps while wearing a long black coat and smoking a cigarette.

David Bowie in Japan. He's standing in front of a train while wearing a long light-colored coat.

David Bowie in Japan. He's riding a subway car while wearing a long dark-colored coat.

David Bowie in Japan. He's walking away from a train while wearing a long black coat, gray checked scarf, charcoal trousers, and black shoes.

most people don't want politics that hurt other people. we just want a long overcoat like david bowie and affordable housing

A hand holding two ballots being dropped into a drop box at night.

All mail-in voting is the best. #VotingAfterDark

My 14-year-old self would never have guessed that, in 50 years' time, all the world's music would be available at the click of a button, you'd navigate the globe by carrying a tiny computer around in your pocket, and the US President would post a video of himself shitting over American citizens.

I am a Seattleite who was raised in Ohio by two MSU alums. I’m not sure what to feel right now.

We won, and I was still mad.

My older child had gone to the restroom for a few minutes, and loudly asked “WHAT HAPPENED?” on their return.

Or, as I refer to that test, “The MotherF***er Mutation.”

This is hilarious. @glaucomflecken.bsky.social

Subtle and understated, just like Trump.

In a calm, low voice…”How are you going to spell that in your note?”

Props to all the OBs out there. Absolutely badass profession. Sorry these creeps are making your job harder.

It’s always nice when, so many are telling us we will be replaced by AI, we can pull out a victory and say, “Not Today, Satan.”

👇👇

We’ve always given MMR and varicella separately for toddlers, so I was perfectly happy to let them argue this and they can consider it a win.
Hep B, on the other hand…

it's so funny to see America's health insurance companies be like "look. If there's one thing we love it's denying you care. but we ran the numbers - and we cannot BELIEVE we're saying this - and it's cheaper for us to just pay for the vaccines than deal with you going to the ER."

My oldest received their first hepatitis B vaccine before they were put into my arms, and I wouldn’t have had it any other way.

Trying to explain to someone why they aren’t feeling better after a year of IV ceftriaxone is because they don’t have Lyme to begin with…

There is so much to love about The Pitt, but Katherine LaNasa’s perfect Pittsburgh accent was one of the best parts.

It should be needless to say, but it is perhaps at this moment worth saying, that transgender individuals have the same right as anyone else to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

Skeet a PERFECT Album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana

About this Florida vaccine story:

When they were little - 1 yr and 3 1/2 - my two older boys, who’d had all their shots, got whooping cough.

We asked their pediatrician what would’ve happened if they hadn’t been vaccinated.

“Oh, they’d have died.”