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Here for the gay shenanigans. She/they.

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hey the people that stormed the capitol and erected gallows to murder elected leaders want you to know that political violence is not ok

12.09.2025 02:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9679    ๐Ÿ” 2728    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 117    ๐Ÿ“Œ 53

It was not, correct

11.09.2025 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This 9/11, Iโ€™m remembering all the people in fandom over the years who have been canceled due to inappropriate 9/11 jokes. Including me, who was canceled on actual 9/11 for calling it โ€œfunnyโ€ in an xfiles yahoo group. Who knew we were starting a tradition?

11.09.2025 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Charlie Kirk shooting happened essentially as another school shooting happened a state away

10.09.2025 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6091    ๐Ÿ” 2362    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 161    ๐Ÿ“Œ 121

Why havenโ€™t I had a sapphic jet ski ride yet??

03.08.2025 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The casting of Cynthia as Jesus is so brilliant. She has the perfect ethereal charisma so you believe people will follow her, and JUST the right amount of cockiness that youโ€™re kind of on Judasโ€™ side anyway

02.08.2025 20:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am five minutes into The Hunting Wives and cannot wait for all these southern femmes to step on my neck

02.08.2025 16:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say

NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

30.07.2025 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42666    ๐Ÿ” 9485    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 811    ๐Ÿ“Œ 609
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โ€˜Worst-case scenario of famineโ€™ is unfolding in Gaza, UN-backed food security initiative says | CNN The โ€œworst-case scenario of famineโ€ is currently taking place in the Gaza Strip, according to an alert issued by the Integrated Food Security Phase Classification (IPC), a United Nations-backed initia...

The โ€œworst-case scenario of famineโ€ is currently taking place in the Gaza Strip, according to an alert issued by the Integrated Food Security Phase Classification (IPC), a United Nations-backed initiative.

29.07.2025 12:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 238    ๐Ÿ” 113    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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An AI slop factory apparently tried to rewrite our article about AI not replacing workers en masse, but hit the paywall... so just summarised the paywall. If this is the robot that takes my job I'll be v embarrassed

24.07.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7003    ๐Ÿ” 1922    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 73    ๐Ÿ“Œ 110

ozzy osbourne dies
everyone: "enjoy hell (complimentary)"
hulk hogan dies
everyone: "enjoy hell (derogatory)"

24.07.2025 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7198    ๐Ÿ” 1619    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

I feel like if people believed women, this entire situation could have been avoided somehowโ€ฆ

24.07.2025 01:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ozzy Osbourne Farewell Show Was The Highest-Grossing Charity Concert Of All Time On July 5, Ozzy Osbourne put on a farewell concert, performing as a solo artist and with Black Sabbath for the last time in the bandโ€™s hometown of Birmingham, UK. Billed as the โ€œBack To The Beginningโ€...

Ozzy going out after raising $190 million for sick kids and a Parkinsonโ€™s cure is metal AF.

22.07.2025 19:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18036    ๐Ÿ” 5272    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 113    ๐Ÿ“Œ 249
Lesbian Ed and Stede going at it with a double, purple dildo. Ed is straddling Stede and they are kissing passionately, hair everywhere.

Lesbian Ed and Stede going at it with a double, purple dildo. Ed is straddling Stede and they are kissing passionately, hair everywhere.

ANYWAY, I heard I can release these into the wild ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€
Part 1 of LESBIAN PIRATES I did for the "Pearl Heart" zien by @rainbowseazine.bsky.social ๐Ÿ’–

22.07.2025 10:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 897    ๐Ÿ” 175    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Nothing gives me joy like my ex husband making terrible decisions that are no longer my problem.

16.07.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Self esteem hack - pretend that the mean thoughts are being said by someone in a maga hat. Iโ€™m worthless? Fuck you Susan, Iโ€™m a goddamn delight.

15.07.2025 13:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just thinking about how before the internet, a woman on the train once asked me if the book I was reading had more or less incestuous bdsm than the first one in the series. We were so brave back then.

14.07.2025 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hypothetically, how would you go about removing oil from a passport? Likeโ€ฆa lot of it.

12.07.2025 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only acceptable if there is also a full orchestra performing the 1812 overture

05.07.2025 05:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I drove the kids and one of their friends to the fireworks tonight, and they took turns picking a song to play in the car. My 9 year old only played king Georgeโ€™s songs from Hamilton because โ€œitโ€™s patrioticโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚

05.07.2025 05:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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State Department Revokes Bob Vylan's Visa Over Glastonbury Performance The Department of State revoked Bob Vylan's U.S. visa following their performance at Glastonbury, where the duo advocated to 'free Palestine.'

Revoking an artist's visa for their speech, no matter how controversial, doesn't make us safe.

The government should not be policing the artistic or political expression of citizens, visitors, or anyone else.

30.06.2025 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9632    ๐Ÿ” 2867    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 398    ๐Ÿ“Œ 239
You Only Frame Twice -- an Our Flag Means Death animatic
YouTube video by YOFT You Only Frame Twice -- an Our Flag Means Death animatic

Four months ago, @libroseitm.bsky.social had an idea - what if OFMD fans came together to make @david-jenkins.bsky.social Christmas episode? Over 100 fans - artists, voice actors, editors and more - have made a 29 minute animatic and you can see it at 2pm EST/ 7pm BST TODAY!
youtu.be/M6EwGLiPr7c?...

28.06.2025 11:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Iโ€™ve been very on the edges of fandom recently but will be in Salem this weekend and am excited to see people!!

21.06.2025 12:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Juneteenth went uncelebrated by the White House. That alone says everything you need to know about this regime.

20.06.2025 00:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35398    ๐Ÿ” 7564    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1016    ๐Ÿ“Œ 350

Haha tbh the strategy seems to be DEI in secret bc everything is garbage ๐Ÿ˜‚

12.06.2025 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah Iโ€™m not gonna get myself fired by dropping the company lol Iโ€™d love to have zero tolerance but since I have a mortgage and kids and stuff I will need to keep taking billionaires money ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

12.06.2025 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is grammatically atrocious

11.06.2025 15:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just sat through a meeting about why our company is minimizing DEI while our intern on her first week of work looking on in horror ๐Ÿ™ƒ

11.06.2025 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 143    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
What greater joyance than to lie
Beneath the marvel of the sky ?
A woman sits beneath the night sky. Illustration.

What greater joyance than to lie Beneath the marvel of the sky ? A woman sits beneath the night sky. Illustration.

Goodnight.
๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ Edith Ballinger Price

06.06.2025 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 130    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Word is Abrego Garcia has landed back in the United States, the man the Trump administration abducted due to an โ€œadministrative error.โ€ Welcome home.

06.06.2025 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4756    ๐Ÿ” 493    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 109    ๐Ÿ“Œ 33

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