@kylewpaul.bsky.social
His mom was a teenager...19. Technically correct but not an "unplanned teen pregnancy" that phrase is usually associated with.
23.01.2026 21:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hey, Mikey, you lying again??? You were born in 1972. Roe was decided in 1973. So *IF* thereโs a shred of truth to this story, the truth is your mom didnโt really have a choice. Not unless she wanted to take her chances on a back alley abortion. Keep breaking your precious 10 commandments though. ๐๐
23.01.2026 18:42 โ ๐ 212 ๐ 66 ๐ฌ 16 ๐ 5Hate what brought us together but I'm glad we are together
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โWeโve alchemised lead into gold by mistakeโ
21.01.2026 22:44 โ ๐ 94 ๐ 22 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0ICE Nazis visit a Mexican restaurant in St. Paul in hope of ordering food and kidnapping some restaurant workers, but get met with resistance from EVERYONE inside, only to get their fascist asses thrown out. ๐๐บ๐ธ๐ช๐โ๏ธ๐
15.01.2026 23:23 โ ๐ 1127 ๐ 351 ๐ฌ 66 ๐ 58"Worse than Bush after Katrina" is a polling benchmark that I thought that partisan polarization had made impossible
16.01.2026 18:13 โ ๐ 5733 ๐ 1355 ๐ฌ 144 ๐ 39I'm all for more Bens Kingsley in the world
16.01.2026 17:11 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0He's turning into Ben Kingsley
16.01.2026 02:16 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Where are the masks?
12.01.2026 23:48 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0*twat FTFY
11.01.2026 17:25 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0FIFA could prevent world war three tomorrow: tell Trump if he invades Greenland heโs losing the FIFA Peace Prize and the U.S. is out as World Cup Host.
11.01.2026 00:33 โ ๐ 1900 ๐ 268 ๐ฌ 71 ๐ 36Alright let's take the win here
11.01.2026 02:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Current number is around 1700
09.01.2026 22:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Frey: "This notion of inflammatory comments -- c'mon guys. I dropped an F bomb, they killed someone. Which one of those is more inflammatory? I'm going with the killing somebody."
09.01.2026 15:49 โ ๐ 34882 ๐ 8540 ๐ฌ 1508 ๐ 657Stay out of Derek guy's lane
09.01.2026 02:05 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The lie is also immediately disproven by the pictures they printed
08.01.2026 17:05 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis"
07.01.2026 18:40 โ ๐ 38628 ๐ 11584 ๐ฌ 1250 ๐ 1139Anywhere but here!
07.01.2026 17:28 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0THREAD: I'll fact-check all the viral misinformation about the US military operation in Venezuela in this thread
This image, purporting to show the US military arresting Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, is AI-generated.
According to Google's SynthID detector, it was created using Google AI.
210231 THE CITY OF NEW YORK OFFICE OF THE MAYOR NEW YORK, N. Y. 10007 EXECUTIVE ORDER No. 1 JANUARY 1, 2026 PRIOR EXECUTIVE ORDERS By the power vested in me as Mayor of the City of New York, it is hereby ordered: Section 1. All Executive Orders issued prior to September 26, 2024, and in effect on December 31, 2025, are hereby continued unless specifically revoked, revised, or superseded by a subsequently issued Executive Order. All Executive Orders issued on or after September 26, 2024, and in effect on December 31, 2025, are hereby revoked. ยง 2. This Order shall not be construed to affect the provisions of Emergency Executive Orders issued pursuant to section 24 of the Executive Law, where such provisions are in effect as of January 1, 2026. ยง 3. This Order shall take effect immediately. Zohran Kwame Mamdani Mayor
NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani has issued an executive order revoking all executive orders signed by Eric Adams after September 26, 2024, the date of Adamsโ indictment.
01.01.2026 23:13 โ ๐ 803 ๐ 202 ๐ฌ 28 ๐ 23Your sandwiches suck anyway
31.12.2025 16:41 โ ๐ 1605 ๐ 115 ๐ฌ 140 ๐ 9True, but it's fun to be pedantic.
27.12.2025 06:38 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I would rather have an actual TdA gang member in my home than Kegseth. First, I'll spend less on booze, and second, the TdA guy has murdered fewer people.
24.12.2025 15:46 โ ๐ 436 ๐ 59 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 1The Dunning-Kruger Effect and the Streisand Effect, when merged, become the Bari Weiss Effect
22.12.2025 20:27 โ ๐ 3952 ๐ 908 ๐ฌ 36 ๐ 37