DinkyRat

Me: *cracks a joke*
Me thinking back on it five years later: That was such a mean thing to say why did I say that??

I DO like cute clothes but I'd rather drop dead than let anyone know, unless I'm wearing it as a joke at an anime convention.

HATE IT when something is marketed or known as Korean when it's actually Chinese just because Korea is romanticized and trendy.

It's "Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III" you can't just say "Hiccup Haddock" who the hell is that.

Short hair Leona looks like he's the leader of a biker gang

#TwistedWonderland #LeonaKingscholar

People "wake up" feeling "refreshed"?? Sounds fake, but okay...

People who don't like Merula are either boring, small-minded, unempathetic, normies, men, have no taste, too young to understand the intricacies of the human psyche, or a mix of the above. No, you can't change my mind.

#MerulaSnyde #HogwartsMystery #HarryPotter

Hurt/comfort fics with angsty Tobirama is great and all, but that man is NOT unappreciated and low self-esteem lmao. He's basically Hashirama's surrogate brain and has a pretty quick temper, and is very logical and confident.

#Naruto #SenjuTobirama

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!! STARTING OFF STRONG WITH A MASSIVE CRICK IN MY NECK!!

I actually don't like those "explained by an asian" videos because it's just some guy with a bad Chinese accent narrating a simplified version of the plot.

I should start saying "yikes" with a disgusted and pitying undertone instead of "oooooh" with a sympathetic expression.

Gwenom 🕷️🕸️ #art #spiderman

My outfits are either "NB slob" or "Why are you wearing a renfair cosplay to the food court".

Somehow it feels a bit disappointing to go to the aquarium by myself on my birthday, even though I'd be able to do everything in my own way at my own pace.

SNEP

If you take time away from a song and you're still tired of it, you don't have it on loud enough.

My fellow Stoners would never do me dirty by adding bullshit fake science 😤

Me: I know this fun science fact because I read it in a fanfic.
Someone: That's not a reliable source-
Me: It 𝐼𝑆 because it was a 𝐷𝑟. 𝑆𝑇𝑂𝑁𝐸 fanfic!!

I sure piss a lot for someone who doesn't drink water.

Protective but bitchy hater x scary-looking awkward gentle giant >>>>>>>

Fic writers do NOT know what a baritone voice sounds like...

It's finals week.

Why do I keep disgusting myself by reading what are basically rage bait opinion articles about Wind Breaker.

Like these people are missing the ENTIRE POINT of the anime and they're picking at made-up flaws that are created by their lack of emotional depth and reading comprehension

#WindBreaker

Some marketing email: SPRING into self-care with our NEW-

My unmedicated severe ADHD ass with 3 assignments, 2 essays, 3 exams, and a visit to a prof's office within the next two weeks: I'm about to SPRING off a NEW skyscraper shut the fuck up.

#Finals #ForPoliticalAndLegalReasonsThisIsAJoke

Male characters with pink eyes that aren't used to make them seem softer is peak character design imo.

I occasionally get bouts of random unbridled rage haha what's up with that

Night at the Museum came out in 2006 is this an omen

I am going to Fucking Lose It