tyler

hmmmm

(with a very heavy heart) go jays

as a non-user this is what i imagine it's like being on tik tok in your mid to late 30s

one time i was messaging this guy on grindr and he asked if i wanted to get together but i was busy so i wrote, "i'm not available tonight, i'm afraid" and he wrote back, "afraid of what?"

lads this is what we call cooked!

www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...

we gotta start dunking on the homies too im afraid

very easy (and fun!) to dunk on rich idiots but 'go to tik tok and see for yourself' is a thing i have heard a disspiriting number of real people in my real life say

Ranking member of the House Homeland Security Committee Bennie G. Thompson said in a statement “Mobile Fortify is a dangerous tool in the hands of ICE, and it puts American citizens at risk of detention and even deportation.” He also said “ICE officials have told us that an apparent biometric match by Mobile Fortify is a ‘definitive’ determination of a person’s status and that an ICE officer may ignore evidence of American citizenship—including a birth certificate—if the app says the person is an alien. ICE using a mobile biometrics app in ways its developers at CBP never intended or tested is a frightening, repugnant, and unconstitutional attack on Americans’ rights and freedoms.”

New incredible detail here: ICE says a match in its facial recognition app Mobile Fortify is a "definitive" determination of a person's status, and that this overrides birth certificates. This is an app ICE is using in the field to scan people

www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...

fuck it, sure. whatever.

i wanna shoot mico with a gun

my campus' budget is currently so shredded that we no longer have trash collection in the office but you fuckin bet i have an enterprise gpt license i'm never gonna use.

the way public universities, forever too cash-strapped to pay instructors, will just light cash on fire for every passing edtech bauble is really incredible

elegant

if one battle after another had had a 3D paddleball interlude it would have made back its budget.

seated

my new purity test for democrats is i won't vote for you unless you agree to jail comedians for posting clips of their crowd work to instagram.

frankenstein in 35 mm tonight 😌

can't stop thinking about the fake scorsese jonestown movie from the studio. we need to make that not fake because i would watch the hell out of that movie.

deploy the national guard on linkedin

hey fuck this

no body tea is worth the insult of short-form vertical video with animated captioning.

when u wanna thirst follow but he's a podcaster 😔

huge fan of your tuesdays

there's a raw is law joke to be made here but i'm walking away

general strike obviously but more immediately tax strike i'm simply not paying for this dogshit.

growing boy!

do americans know that in most other places government's don't just....shut down?

seggs 🤢