Matto424

Here's the old drawing I did of em in comparison. I uh... still haven't figured out a name for em years later

Me on a Sunday randomly bringing back a character I drew once like four years ago:

They're based off those rabbit sea slugs that were everywhere a few years back.

A discord screenshot of a weird dream I had that says: Had an odd dream last night where Pokémon existed and there was a trend where like... human suits were popular among Pokémon so like you go places and just see people with zippers on their neck and you'd go "ah yeah that's probably a flareon or something" Ran into a magcargo in a suit based off me for some reason, and then I ran into several other mons in me suits and it was really awkward because they'd think I'm in a suit before realizing I'm like. A guy. Sitcom ass setting for real Logic also didnt really work for this because like. For some reason any size mon could fit in these suits, so like I bumbled into a goodra at one point in a like 5'9" guy suit and didnt realize it until they unzipped and stuck their head out to breathe Shit was weird

Had a weird dream last night

in one hour... WE WILL HELP GRANDMA DRIVE TO THE GROCERY STORE IN... BACKSEAT DRIVERS. a rage game about helping the elderly. WITH @sophiebaybey.bsky.social, @sophiesteak.com AND @matto424.bsky.social . TUNE IN AT 5PST.

www.twitch.tv/padabana

That was the most nothing video game I've ever played.

My work gave me a free copy of Sonic Forces as a bonus (no seriously) so here's my corporate-mandated sonic oc, meet Jackpot and/or Slapstick the rabbit (haven't decided on which)

I honestly have no idea what's going on in this game send help

Wait I think I'm dressed for the wrong RPG

Excuse me sir what

Me and my horse

The beauty about them not genderlocking clothes is that I can be cute as hell... I just wish these weren't skorts.

Holy shit. Can't even imagine it, just going from "Hey let's get drinks soon!" to "That's how it goes" and never seeing him again is absolutely heartrending

What the fuck, this is so sudden I'm completely stunlocked

HE WHAT WHEN WHAT HUH

WHICH SUCKS because as like... jank and buggy and soulless it can be... I kinda liked it? Like its fun, and the gameplay is solid! Its free and fun to hit up a spot with a bud or two! But... no way is it lasting long with how it is

Like. That was doomed from the start but to make back how much folks have spent on EA? No way that's lasting long, its already a money hole. Investors are gonna want a more surefire bet and skate as a franchise does not have the chops imo

Oh, skate is dead dead huh.

A picture of a paper plate with a chunk bitten out of it

Yknow I wondered why my pizza was randomly firm while biting it

And here's me discovering latent genie powers

"Hey Matto how's skate going?"

Well-

I'm like two seconds from passing out and misread inverted nipples as "invented nipples" and I went "wow... so talented..." before realizing that makes no sense

Nintendo©️ are going to make a world where FIRE EMBLEM™️ THREE HOUSES lasts forever...

This joke actually makes zero sense but fuck it

A Google search result for "that's how it is on this b of an earth" with an AI overview saying ""That's how it is on this b*tch of an earth" is the title of the first episode of the Castle Super Beast podcast, a show where hosts Pat Stains and Woolie Madden discuss video games and other topics. The phrase can also refer to an ebook of the same name, published by Amazon.com in 2018."

Was listening to @patstaresat.bsky.social rank podcast titles and went to look up if this was actually a quote in Godot and the ai bot spewed this as the top result.

Congrats Pat Stains at.

The fuck do you mean Shadow and Waluigi canonically have beef with each other

Local genderfluid doofus draws sona with different outfit and general vibe.

Later on in the news: Fork found in kitchen.

wow bluesky butchered that huh

What the hell... they made me 27 as of today...

A small collection of Shaq gummies, which apparently exist and kinda taste bad

Crazy that they made gummies based off the DMC orbs

What in the fuck are you and why did you show up when I searched for Mickey Mouse in the cd search

I think I posted a screenshot of this sorta shit already but its my cock demon chariot thing and I get to choose to play mahjong with it and my car. You can wait your turn