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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

Marriage A-la-Mode, Plate V: The Death of the Earl, by Simon François Ravenet, after William Hogarth, 1745, 📸 by @evanvucci

MICHELIN Guide: Which Philadelphia restaurants will earn a star? Here's how to watch live Recognition from the MICHELIN Guide is widely considered the gold standard in the restaurant industry. Philadelphia eateries will receive the city's first-ever accolades.

Happy Northeast Corridor Michelin Awards Day to my fellow sickos who have been placing bets and speculating on new stars for months:

6abc.com/post/micheli...

Google thinks kemneth is "30 Rock hot guy"

Couldn't remember Jon Hamm's name or the name of his character. So I made a discovery

Don't do any of this.

Adam Scott meeting the Pope

"You see, your holiness, there are 8 to 12 players. Two wizards. A maverick. The arbiter. Two warriors. A corporal, and a ledgerman. Now the ledgerman just keeps score, and he wears this hat"

A friend once told me that you can, in fact, just order 12 burritos from Taco Bell and freeze them.
They are better than anything frozen you can buy in a store and they reheat really well.
Genius move.
Everyone should know this fact.

I choose to believe Trump blew Bill Clinton because it's giving Head of State.

Okay, but hear me out:
Abigail Spanberger as the Virginia Flag for Halloween next year.

Yea Alabama Announces Bourbon Line - Yea Alabama Tuscaloosa, AL | Yea Alabama, in collaboration with Bespoken…

My birthday is coming up...
yea-alabama.com/yea-alabama-...

Another Monday, another commute where I am begging the DC region to quit driving like assholes and learn to love the zipper merge

Today's Alabama Game

[Slightly out of Tune Rammer Jammer Music]

Hey Gamecockssss

[more out of tune music]

Hey Gamecocckkkss

We just beat you by the grace of god

Rammer jammer yellow hammer

Fix it Jesus, Alabama

Vanderbilt is 7-1 with this remaining schedule.

Talk to your kids about Playoff Vandy because it's possible.

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP

It's great tv and terrible for my health!

Where was that last drive this whole game? Killing me.

Honestly I want to know how many years off your life watching college football takes.
It can't be zero.
Not in my SEC where it just means more.

I need Ty Simpson to quit throwing these wildly interception-prone plays. Make short, fast plays. Move the ball. My god.

Alabama has sixteen rushing yards, meaning they have not rushed for the length of a single bowling lane yet today

The momentum. It has shifted.

Why don't we have a spy on Lenore Sellers?

Why is our O-line a disaster?

WHY IS SANDSTORM BY DARUDE SO POWERFUL????

"You know what they say, it's not about the X's and O's it's about the Jimmies and the Joes and...they just have no Jimmies and no Joes."
Idk if that...IS what they say, Bachelor's Jesse Palmer, but if you say so...!

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Do I dare????

[george costanza voice] she blinded me with science

Not enough of you believe me right now, but "Rebuild The White House" is going to become one of the most popular slogans in American political history

I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak

I love it here but I swear half the DC non eq season sounds like:

"Leafblower Brick Theatre" proudly produces "Hedda! I hardly know'a!"

"Stop Drop and Role Players" present "Black Snake, White Elephant."

"See No Rain's" inaugural production of "Hamlet, Hamnet, Ham"

Petition to ban the phrase "now more than ever" outright.

A party pack of AriZona HARD iced teas on clearance

Do these slap or do we every day stray further from God's light? Both?