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If the three songs they've released are any indication, the new Last Dinner Party album is gonna fuckin' rip, and I, for one, am counting down the days until I can put the whole thing on repeat. (It's 10. That's how many days.)

I thank my past self for the Diet Coke I stole from a work function 3 weeks ago, subsequently forgot about, and just rediscovered in my backpack in my time of need. Truly I am my own guardian angel.

You can say a lot about the trials and tribulations of millennials but damn if we didn't manage to get in at the exact right time on skincare--pre "preventative Botox" and post "sunscreen? Never heard of her."
We're going to look 30 forever.

A shitpost from the Instagram account Sticks'N'Stuff2000 that reads I'VE BEEN BLOCKED, UNBLOCKED, ADDED, REMOVED, LOVED, HATED BUT I'VE NEVER BARKED AT ANYBODY

Rammer Jammer.

ALABAMA FOOTBALL YET AGAIN

Devastated to learn that the dictionary beat me to this joke.

As a longtime fan of Jurassic Park I, too, am excited about the Rap--
[touches ear]
This just in, I am being told no dinosaurs are involved.
Everyone stand down.

Rapture day sucks.

A photo of Charlie Kirk with the caption "Trans rights are human rights" in loving memory Charlie Kiek 1993 - 2025

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

I will celebrate by continuing to not watch Jimmy Kimmel but also being like hey this is good

RFK Jr.’s CDC may limit COVID shots to 75 and up, claim they killed kids A battle is brewing over mRNA vaccines, which could intensify backlash against Kennedy.

If you haven't gotten your updated COVID vaccine by now, book an appointment fast before next week's ACIP meeting. After that, you might not be able to get one. I plan on getting mine this weekend if I possibly can. arstechnica.com/health/2025/...

No, sorry, it's always funny when refs get tackled.
🎶MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY🎶

Simply relocating the whole offensive line out to little guy country

"Illegal use of hands" is the funniest play call b/c it feels like something that would show up in an SNL dating sketch.

Every time I see a glimmer of hope we turn right back around and fuck right the fuck up.

Girl, Alabama Football got me pressed this year.

One of the greatest tricks capitalism has pulled is fooling artists into thinking that their work isn't Labor™️

#DC DEEP TODAY… Marching to the White House 🏡

Honestly one of the most special moments from today.

The We Are All DC march to protest against Trump admin’s takeover of DC is currently heading toward the White House:

Via @benjalvarez1.bsky.social

People from all over are showing up for DC. This is not a moment. It’s a movement. We are united in our demands. We are all DC! #FreeDC

Today while marching, I learned that I am louder than the average megaphone.
Thanks BA in theatre for that diaphragm projection.

A poster with illustrations of sub sandwiches that says "join or die." The text next to each sandwich is a dc neighborhood

An image of DC Sub Sandwich Man on a huge pink flag with a banner that reads "free dc"

Jun Lee, local print maker with her four foot tall "free dc" print feat her signature roosters

"This is what democracy looks like."

Stepping out of the march and standing at R and 16th, looking back at the crowd marching down from Malcolm X Park is one of the coolest things I've ever seen. Thousands of people showing up and showing out for the city I love most at today's Free DC March.

I tasted expired oat milk for the first time today and I feel like I've seen the time knife.

Truly time to start a concerted recall campaign.
Moscow Muriel over here.

I feel very hipster about my hatred of Muriel Bowser. I've hated her for years and years--long before it was cool.
Y'all are welcome tho. We can hate her together.

Why so nice this week? Big dip in the jet stream over eastern North America. Temps 5-10 degrees below normal, lots of sunshine.

More info: cwg.live

The bizarre part rn about living in DC during the occupation is largely people online being like "there's an unbelievable amount of crime around [neighborhood]" and every time its like
"you mean next to the Target and the best buy?"
"You're scared of a neighborhood with an Alamo Drafthouse?"

Truly, wildly unnecessary.

Honestly, if the National Guard really did want to "clean up this city" they could start with the LITERAL RATS and I would hail them as National heroes. Imagine it: soldiers holding up their DC rats by the tail, like men with fish in dating apps.
It would be beautiful.

I have taken to aggressively thumbs downing and muppet frowning at the many unnecessary soldiers that are posted throughout metro. At least for the guard, they didn't ask to be here so they don't get the finger, but I don't want them to feel welcome, either.