Brian Oliu

Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.

BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

This is a good time to bring up the quote from former Birmingham mayor, Larry Langford:

We must breeze past Woke 2 and implement Woke 3

Wow!

Bama group chats pretty quiet tonight

every victory speech is like “to those that did not vote for me just know i will work with you”

nah dawg, we are running lib shit like it’s the four verts offense. gays everywhere. trans folks on every high school field hockey team. get on board or get smoked 42-0 at halftime.

There will be many takes, and their mileage will vary, but I do think at the very least that voters seem eager for a political culture that calls bullshit bullshit and stupidity stupidity

We went from a super excited AOC to these sleepy dorks

Run the fucking ball

Can’t wait to go into Target & pick up some trans holiday birds

Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now

Woke is back, baby

At this point, anyone—a university, a law firm, a corporation, a Democrat—bending the knee to Trump is doing it because they want to, not because of any political reality.

If any sad rich New Yorkers would like to sell me your apartment at a massive loss please DM me

i make fun of new york city a lot but if there’s one thing i trust you people to do it’s tell a phony to fuck outta here

New Yorkers love to tell people not from there how to vote, so it’s put up or shut up time bb

Matthew Lillard from the "Scream" screening at Hollywood Forever:

“Fuck ICE! In this time, in this city, we need to lead with love. Do not forget that shit in this moment. Not to be political, but to be political as shit. Second of all: vote Prop 50. And if you don’t like that, I’m so not sorry!”

But where will Auburn find another college football coach that loves the lord

can’t believe woke Auburn twitter was right about Hugh freeze

Nike's ad for the Dodgers win featuring Kendrick Lamar

I’m happy for you though, or sorry that happened

Small ball is dumb

what the fuck have they put into this thing

Wowwww so scared of ohtani you have to give that guy a pitch to hit

Turning baseball off to watch Kentucky-Auburn like a true sicko

I keep trying to convince Ronan to go with me and failing