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Moonlighting as Julie. She/her. Neurospicy absolute UwUnit. Wanted to be in academia, now adrift in anxiety

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And the costumes!

23.09.2025 09:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Min lillesΓΈsters kat kan godt lide at slikke en chip. Tror hun slikker alle krydderierne af den. Men spise den helt? Nej, DET kommer ikke pΓ₯ tale.

23.09.2025 09:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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10.08.2025 06:05 β€” πŸ‘ 472    πŸ” 225    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3
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More like Trussel Lund Poulsen😐

10.08.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All 30-50 of them

08.08.2025 12:02 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

TUTORIAL ISLAND

24.07.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ADHD is wild because on the one hand you will never pay your bills on time and the laundry takes on a Sisyphean quality but on the other hand it grants you the ability to learn everything about a subject in six months and see The Pattern Linking All Things

08.07.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1029    πŸ” 186    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 13
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PARANOIAC POWER A contribution from Alenka Zupančič

I've been looking forward to be able to share this one. Such an honour to have my name and thought reflected in Alenka's work.

Β»We can also see in the executive order how and why policing β€œtrans” and policing β€œwomen” are essentially part of the same agenda.Β«

slavoj.substack.com/p/paranoiac-...

29.06.2025 07:04 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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alas, this is not nearly as stupid as the lead up to the Iraq war.

18.06.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2536    πŸ” 194    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 12

like imagine admitting in public that you actually looked at somebody else in there. couldn’t be me

18.06.2025 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 129    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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🎡 I'm having wicked dreams, the ring is calling me
The Shire I have to flee, I gotta get to Bree
But at my windowsill, somebody's dropping eaves
Oh just my gardener, guess I'll take Sam Gamgee

03.06.2025 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

love how hard this article cooks this guy and AI in general. excellent work by Allison here

30.05.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 350    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

being fat isnt a moral failing and being sick isn't a moral failing and if you think either of those things go to hell

29.05.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1059    πŸ” 220    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3
IWW IU 520 (Railroad Workers) PRESENTS:

TROLLEY PROBLEM SOLUTION

β€œSlip the switch” by flipping it while the trolley’s front wheels have passed through, but before the back wheels do. This will cause a controlled derailment bringing the trolley to a safe halt.

Thank a rail worker today!

IWW IU 520 (Railroad Workers) PRESENTS: TROLLEY PROBLEM SOLUTION β€œSlip the switch” by flipping it while the trolley’s front wheels have passed through, but before the back wheels do. This will cause a controlled derailment bringing the trolley to a safe halt. Thank a rail worker today!

unions: they get the job done

29.05.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 11114    πŸ” 2552    πŸ’¬ 109    πŸ“Œ 130

The road trip show-thing she did back when she first came out is probably the best thing she's done for transpeople. And that's only because she platformed some other cool transpeople (I honestly don't remember if they're all women, so "people" is my safeguard)

26.05.2025 08:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I refuse to let myself become less caring, less soft, less empathetic, because someone somewhere might not be telling the truth. Whether I try to help shouldn't be determined by the receivers worthiness: it should be determined by whether I am capable of helping.

26.05.2025 08:23 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Kan vi fΓ₯ bedre vilkΓ₯r?"
"Vi har bedre vilkΓ₯r derhjemme"
Bedre vilkΓ₯r derhjemme:

06.05.2025 07:56 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

First of all: which yarn? And how much of it?

28.04.2025 10:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Brett Domino Trio and The Three Letter Word Song
YouTube video by The Tramp Brett Domino Trio and The Three Letter Word Song

youtu.be/TFmr7FQZ9OQ

15.04.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Same! Dressed to Kill will probably always be my favourite, but Definite Article is up there too

13.04.2025 10:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dressed to Kill has aged very, very gracefully to say the least

12.04.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jeg ved ikke hvor mange liter vand, det koster at lave alle de AI-actionfigurer. Men det er ikke det værd.

12.04.2025 08:52 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hvorfor ikke fireogtyve satser? SΓ₯ de rigtigt kan lΓ¦re det

03.04.2025 07:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's 1828. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the century for insane and idiotic reasons.

It's 1929. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the century for insane and idiotic reasons.

It's 2025. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the ce

02.04.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 7384    πŸ” 1696    πŸ’¬ 103    πŸ“Œ 58
Bodice detail of a cream satin strapless dress covered in multi coloured floral embroidery

Bodice detail of a cream satin strapless dress covered in multi coloured floral embroidery

Sisters Dora and Rae created their brand Rahvis and sold garments like this embellished evening dress from the early #1950s, trading for over fifty years. They were a London brand, well known for this kind of floral embroidery, London Museum #FashionHistory πŸ—ƒοΈπŸͺ‘

31.03.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 140    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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hear hear

29.03.2025 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 40819    πŸ” 11656    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 9

det er useriΓΈst

28.03.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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