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whoops should've clarified that it's the private messaging system thats locked...

if anyone is trying to message me here unfortunately i can't read it as bsky is locked for uk residents (without age verification....and i shan't be doing that) sorry!!

making it real here but i got the job!! 💞 i am officially an art director of an (upcoming) tv show! see you guys in 2027

I think you're right 😖 Everything grim food wise tends to be haha

weetabix are a nasty dry cereal that i cant stop buying. you can use those bricks of wheat as buiilding materials i stg

hungover and pouring the milk directly into the box
#tf2

really big interview tomorrow! (maybe biggest of my career? AHHH) everyone light a candle for me okay please 🙏

Wouldn't it be cool if in response to Kpop Demon Hunters being the most successful animated movie of the year/all time/whatever companies paid artists to do cool original projects and more shows and movies and more stability in animation and design. Hahahhahahahahahhaha man. Oh well!

to add further flavour to this bizarre situation: i've worked for them before

got invited to apply for a job and then got rejected from said job after they didnt even look at my application. what a flex...

the humble pervert is being attacked on all sides. im going to have to actually speak to men irl now this is awful

bsky, reddit and many other websites now require age verification/an id to use as per new UK gov guidelines. im sorry if this is a mad thought but im against sending an american company my driving licence just so i can look at 'adult' material

He's wearing him down... #tf2

looks delicious! pretty authentic looking too ngl (though im curious about the two sauces that aren't ketchup?)

in true bloke fashion me and my boyf forgot our anniversary in yet another year on the trot lol

posting ship art feels so embarrassing like Yyeah theyre standing really close to eachother and maybe even cuddling or kisisng sometimes Sorry i dont know where it came from someone else mustve drawn it

hah! it's weird you say that as that's what i was thinking of!!!

Current wip, drawing the exact same thing I always do 🚬

i DID colour in heavys hand but where I've placed it is rather uh...tragic. now you've read this you cant unimagine it

The pyjama cosmestics are so stupid I love them #tf2

anyways if u wanna go fast and do lots of kms without trying i reccomend getting lost on a busy links. dodging the balls really made the experience more engaging than usual

ran my first 10k today!!! now to get a sub hour speed and then work towards handstands and one armed press ups lol (...and ig a half marathon fml)

when you uber the enemy spy...😖 #tf2

DUDE i read this and remembered when i used to work in toy design that a colleague of mine pitched this! www.instagram.com/kibookied/p/... it never got picked up unfortunately but thought you'd get a kick out of it

that is EXACTLY what I was going for!!!!! 💞

You gotta teach your pockets a lesson sometimes... #tf2

did i download this app because it was called 'hevy'? YES. am i one of those people with low battery on my mobile at all times? YES!

gym'd 100 times to obtain the most mid physique ever 💪

A cartoon by Brendan Loper. A person sits in bed holding a laptop, their mouth open in speech. Their partner is in bed next to them, holding a book. They are looking at each other. The caption reads: "I just feel like a failure if I don't achieve a milestone of human creativity in the fifteen minutes I have to myself each day."

I liked this enough to bring it over from my insta feed. The artist is Brendan Loper: www.instagram.com/b_loper