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@jjpatton.bsky.social

Defender of the Galaxy… all that and a bag of chips.

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My father said the exact same thing…. More than 50 years ago.

05.01.2026 03:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes. Time to take out the trash

18.03.2025 17:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Facebook is becoming the MAGA sewer that Twitter has become.

21.02.2025 14:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trying to get Adolph Trump’s attention. Nothing to see here move along 🤣. Yeah try that in Germany

22.01.2025 20:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kennedy wasn’t a wussy.

17.01.2025 17:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who wants to be around someone that has constantly and consistently criticized you… and worse. Kudos Michelle.

17.01.2025 17:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

First let’s. Rename Gulf of America. Next is Trumpistan. Prove me wrong

07.01.2025 18:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Good Sunday morning President Musk? And how is your immature little boy VP Donnie doing?

22.12.2024 17:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Vice. President. Trump. Now come and sue me you pathetic pumpkin headed blob. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

21.12.2024 02:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Challenge accepted. Deserted island, cross bows and Bowie knives. Two walk in one walks out. Then it’s off to IHOP for my breakfast 😂

18.12.2024 17:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Indeed great news. If we can get enough republicans to not pass a single Trump item maybe we can run the country on autopilot until the four years are up. Or hopefully reading his obit before then.

18.12.2024 17:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Good job America. Enjoy this while you’re having your favorite snack item that will cost you three times more.

18.12.2024 17:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This country has really sht the bed.

12.12.2024 15:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@fetterman.senate.gov news reports saying you are calling for a Trump pardon? Don’t expect reelection on our part. That will be the straw that breaks the camel’s back.

12.12.2024 15:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sure she wasn’t watching Beetlejuice at the theatre and tried to do a Bobert?

12.12.2024 15:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey include PA too. We don’t wanna live in Trumpistan.

04.12.2024 18:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Probably a pissed off policy holder that was denied coverage for a procedure to save their lives or the life of a loved one. Insurance companies are money whores through and through.

04.12.2024 16:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No lie there.

02.12.2024 15:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trump pardoned all kinds of scum.

02.12.2024 15:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But no one complained about Charles Kushner, found guilty of tax evasion and witness tampering, convicted, served time and pardoned by Trump. Father in law to daughter Ivanka Trump.

And now nominated to be Ambassador to France.

Double standard I say. No nepotism anywhere huh?

02.12.2024 15:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thanks to Merrick Garland dragging his feet Trump is once again off the hook. All federal cases dropped. But not the state ones 😉

25.11.2024 19:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Some people have a purpose in life. He just exists to warn you to make yours productive.

18.11.2024 17:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fantastic … there is another platform besides the Republican Hate Factory. Such a breath of fresh air.

18.11.2024 17:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

CNN: Johnson says he’s going to request Ethics Committee not release Gaetz report. Yep the criminal element always has each other’s backs.

15.11.2024 17:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When a clown moves into a palace he doesn’t become a king The palace becomes a circus. (Turkish Proverb)

15.11.2024 17:25 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Good luck. You’ll outlive Trump but the stench of MAGA will live for generations. Our great great great grandchildren may live in a better world. If the orange maniac doesn’t destroy it first.

15.11.2024 17:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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