Theyβre Still crap β¦
25.05.2025 15:43 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@bunkybowers.bsky.social
Journalist, PR luvvy, Pompey boy living in Somerset. Into comedy, football, cider and other stuff
Theyβre Still crap β¦
25.05.2025 15:43 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sport FACT: Until they swapped it in the 1990s, the blue ball in snooker was worth salt & vinegar and the green scored cheese & onion.
29.04.2025 13:40 β π 147 π 38 π¬ 4 π 1Noba Fett
04.05.2025 19:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just watched the Home Counties private schoolboy Nigel Farage telling northern voters how he understands steelworkers because he used to work in the βmetals businessβ himself. He was, ahem, a commodities trader at the London Metal Exchange in the City.
15.04.2025 11:47 β π 2268 π 784 π¬ 124 π 45No Crackpot Required
15.04.2025 19:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If Katy Perryβs an astronaut Iβm a pirate because of that time I went on Battle Galleons at Alton Towers.
15.04.2025 14:42 β π 158 π 12 π¬ 10 π 1The solos on Marquee Moon are longer than Katy Perry's space trip.
15.04.2025 14:05 β π 338 π 41 π¬ 14 π 1#Pompey interest
15.04.2025 19:28 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Plays Friday then β¦ π
15.04.2025 19:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Amazing what you find innit? #Pompey
03.04.2025 09:37 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Heβs not but he stepped up when we needed somebody to plug a gap
13.03.2025 16:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I bet he wouldnβt have enjoyed that one. Not a good advert for League 2
12.03.2025 22:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A large billboard ad has just been put up. It shows a Tesla underneath the movie headline which says βThe Fast and the Fuhrerβ. Underneath the car it says Heil Tesla. Next to the car is Elon Musk doing the Nazi salute he denies was a Nazi salute even though it looks identical to a Nazi salute and everyone thought it was a Nazi salute, especially Nazis. Photo credit to the campaign group that arranged the billboard - @overthrowmusk on TikTok.
Current scenes in Tottenham, North London. Just down the road from the local Tesla showroom.
12.03.2025 19:11 β π 1486 π 429 π¬ 22 π 49That oneβs on Mous for me. That required a few fresh faces in the XI for what was always going to be a completely different match to Sunday. That and some really poor decision-making by individual players. We move on #Pompey
12.03.2025 22:12 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Clear as day - Trump wants more Ukrainians to die.
08.03.2025 09:14 β π 496 π 79 π¬ 21 π 3Happy Obligatory Gary Numan is 13 Days Older Than Gary Oldman Day
08.03.2025 09:47 β π 28 π 4 π¬ 0 π 2Millionaire, privately-educated Oxbridge graduate Alexander Armstrong, says that he is furious at having to pay VAT on private school fees.
08.03.2025 09:58 β π 1926 π 429 π¬ 56 π 31This is my (very enjoyable) earworm of the week β¦
youtu.be/ikUXcfr0BCI?...
Me or the shirt?
07.03.2025 15:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0#Pompey are set to sign former Nottingham Forest defender Alexander Milosevic, according to reports.
Milosevic is out of contract after the skipper left AIK Stockholm, with his last appearance arriving in November.
Pretty pleased with my first day as Alexander Armstrongβs PR advisor
07.03.2025 10:58 β π 1023 π 96 π¬ 37 π 4The furniture in that photo is probably worth more than everything I own. Whereβs my microscopic violin... π»
07.03.2025 11:16 β π 14 π 4 π¬ 4 π 0The Pentagon has marked 26,000 photos for deletion to purge evidence of diversity.
The photos include the 1st black pilots in WWII, the 1st women to pass infantry training & the plane that dropped the Hiroshima bomb because itβs called the βEnola GAYβ.
This is real. Weβre living in a horror story.
Le Coq x 2, circa 1984 #Pompey
07.03.2025 12:04 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Google AI on Francis Bacon!
It gave me this gem when I searched for the story about the person who mistook Francis Bacon for France is bacon
25.02.2025 08:25 β π 1261 π 297 π¬ 38 π 62Satire in 1997 is reality in 2025
26.02.2025 00:06 β π 77 π 9 π¬ 2 π 0Elon Musk's children.
26.02.2025 06:21 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Whatever happens this season, you canβt fault the effort of #Pompeyβs players β¦ ππ€β€οΈ
22.02.2025 17:01 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Great track, shame about the name
22.02.2025 09:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0