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Scallops are tits.

02.11.2025 14:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just the worst fuckin people Darth.

02.11.2025 14:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Was that pork belly on the right?

02.11.2025 14:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I dreamt Catherine O'Hara died last night 😲

31.10.2025 10:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thought this was an Onion headline for a second.

29.10.2025 16:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The romcom we didn't know we needed.

27.10.2025 20:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That tree had it good for too long.

27.10.2025 20:30 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Quite. Ffs. Edit button Bluesky.

27.10.2025 20:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Perfect marshmallow. 😊

25.10.2025 23:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man with a beard is kneeling in front of a sign that says kneel before zodi ALT: a man with a beard is kneeling in front of a sign that says kneel before zodi

25.10.2025 23:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Give In To Me blew me away when I was little. I found it transcendent and still do. So emotionally charged. Dirty Diana comes close but doesn't quote have the same effect on me.

25.10.2025 23:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Petrol
Freshly mown grass
Parma Violets
Boss bottled

25.10.2025 23:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He fought the floor and the floor won.

24.10.2025 15:25 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Eat sushi (biggest con of recent times)
Fancy Margot Robbie
Watch Strictly Come Dancing
Wear denim jackets (men look ridiculous in them, fight me)
Celebrate Halloween
Have a longing to visit Ireland

24.10.2025 15:16 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

To be hung, drawn and quartered?

23.10.2025 08:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This aged well...

20.10.2025 08:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Come Nige with me!

19.10.2025 00:12 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

INNOCENT.

17.10.2025 03:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man with a beard says what a pickle in a dark room ALT: a man with a beard says what a pickle in a dark room

16.10.2025 13:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

'Jonathan Kett has changed his status to "in a relationship"'.

16.10.2025 13:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Betty clearly has a very refined palate.

15.10.2025 19:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm a total sucker for chunky paws.

15.10.2025 18:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a green shirt is sitting in a chair and saying `` oh , for god 's sake ... '' ALT: a man in a green shirt is sitting in a chair and saying `` oh , for god 's sake ... ''

12.10.2025 17:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Drag him Santa.

12.10.2025 13:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

His reign of terror is finally at an end.

11.10.2025 18:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Looks like a bow and arrow.

10.10.2025 14:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Change to a Republic.

03.10.2025 12:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Finally.

01.10.2025 18:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Number 4 is bullshit.

27.09.2025 22:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Criminally underrated pudding right there.

27.09.2025 22:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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