Feeling alright on a Saturday night haircut and beard trim!

Say what you will, but if I had the opportunity to be besties with just one celebrity, I'd probably choose @pattonoswalt.bsky.social . Maybe it's the fact "The secret life of Walter mitty" is my comfort movie and his character comes in clutch being a good dude.

If the CIA is being bought out, nobody is safe from this.

Who watches the watchers? And what's the online equivalent for "biting your tongue" when you REALLY wanna call out people and orgs bullshit? Asking for a friend.

#greenscreenvideo #boopthenootzee #dogwhistle #themoreyouknow #learn #news #elonmusk #inaugurationday TikTok video by Tigerbalm

Debunking that salute last night part 2. www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2RUQDGM/

@meggiemomo.bsky.social Oh snap! It's my bestie!

From out of the intercom we heard a noise so loud
From our CEO’s mouth so big and proud
“Merry Christmas to all, take the week off,
Just so you know, next year half of you are laid off!”

The user locked himself out due to the CAPS LOCK key
“This is the first time this has ever happened to me!”
The user grumbled that we are overpaid and went sound to sleep
The IT crew went back to watching Ted Lasso without a peep

On Windows, on Linux, on MacOS!
On drivers, on security updates, fix this damn thing for us!
The servers turned on, after the power was restored
The users went back to bed after they became bored

As fast as darkness comes, all users awoke and cried
For fear that their computers may too have died
The crew arose to not take blame
And the users started to call updates and systems by name

From out of the depths came such a clatter
The IT crew rose to see what was the matter
The servers were down, and the power was out
A user complained that his PC’s locked out

Twas the night before Christmas, and all in the office
Not a PC was moving, not even the mouse
The users were nestled, all snug in their beds
For e-mails and passwords, danced in their heads

Here's a post of The IT Night Before Christmas. In parts due to the character limit

Happy Monday, real BlueSky users, and I guess to all the bots and scam accounts that also follow me. #botsbotsbots #happymonday #thedudeabides

It's called MiniTru, or Ministry of Truth

Pretty good Sunday night seeing Aurora with the wife. The Dude abides and approves!

#auroramusic #heathen #thedudeabides

I find it hard to believe that in Home Alone the mom wouldn't know Gus Polinski and the Kenosha Kickers. Show respect to the Polka King of the Midwest!

🧡💚💛🩷💜💙❤️

New traditional holiday movie. Violent Night. Santa going on a spree killing bad guys. Hollywerid knows wtf is up.

Good thing I'm not Irish. Today is my 40th so instead of saying I'm 40, I'd be saying "I'm 40" (use heavy Irish accent for context)

#oldermillenialproblems #thisis40

Hello (hello hello hello), is there anybody IN there? Just nod if you can hear me...

First post on a new social

Oh snap! Glad you made it on here! Greetings from NoVa!