Quality Snark

At least you're past the first day jitters and a few things will be more familiar tomorrow. Rooting for you this week, gal!

if serial killers wanted to murder people without being punished, they should have just gone into politics

welcome to America, land of the free, home of the brave. please have your birth certificate, student ID or driver's license, passport, Social Security card, marriage license, and favorite quote from Mein Kampf ready to present immediately upon request at any time

When exactly did he leave his life of luxury?

Over 90 California Fish Stocks Almost Totally Rebuilt Thanks to Trawling Ban, Other Measures The only California native gamefish that remains overfished is the yelloweye rockfish, but even this is slated for recovery in 2029.

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Civil Rights Groups Sue to Protect Georgia Voter Data Seized by FBI NAACP and a collection of other groups want to protect voter data after the FBI raid in Fulton County.

The federal government is being sued by civil rights organizations to protect voter data seized by the FBI in a raid at a Fulton County, Georgia, elections building last month, seeking to “prohibit the Trump administration from misusing the voter information.”

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"self-induced trauma"? oh, you mean "paying attention to everything going on in the world"

Anderson Cooper says he's exiting from '60 Minutes,' but staying with CNN Anderson Cooper says he will leave CBS' “60 Minutes," where he has reported for two decades in a unique job-share agreement with CNN, where he hosts a weeknight news program.

Breaking: Anderson Cooper is leaving CBS’ 60 Minutes to spend more time with his family and less time with Bari Weiss.

Just a reminder that Spy Magazine released a book full of their best articles, including the ones that refer to Donald Trump's tiny hands and called him a "short fingered vulgarian." He was enraged by the insult and still sends photos to the writer with circles around his "NOT SMALL!" hands.

An administrative warrant IS NOT A WARRANT anymore than an executive order is a law.

MEMORANDUM OPINION February 16, 2026 “All history was a palimpsest, scraped clean and reinscribed exactly as often as was necessary. In no case would it have been possible, once the deed was done, to prove that any falsification had taken place.” George Orwell, 1984' As if the Ministry of Truth in George Orwell's 1984 now existed, with its motto "Ignorance is Strength," this Court is now asked to determine whether the federal government has the power it claims—to dissemble and disassemble historical truths when it has some domain over historical facts. It does not. The President's House is a component of Independence National Historical Park that commemorates the site of the first official presidential residence and the people who lived there, including people enslaved by President George Washington. On January 22, 2026, the National Park Service ("NPS") removed panels, displays, and video exhibits that referenced slavery and information about the individuals enslaved at the President's House. Plaintiff City of Philadelphia ("the City" filed this lawsuit under the Administrative Procedures Act ("APA") against the Secretary of the Interior Doug Burgum…

CONCLUsION For the reasons stated above, the Motion for Preliminary Injunction will be granted. The preliminary injunction will remain in place pending further litigation in this matter. There can b no prejudice to Defendants' restoration of the status quo as of January 21, 2026, which requires that Defendants reinstall all panels, displays, and video exhibits that were previously in place. Defendants shall further prevent any additions, removals, destruction, or further changes of any kind to the President's House site, except in the event that a mutual written agreement is reachec between Defendants and the City of Philadelphia. An order will be entered.

Federal court orders Trump administration to restore historical panel exhibits at President’s House in Philadelphia.

Happy Presidents Day.

every time I watch something from the 70s I get extremely jealous of how dim all the car headlights were

Anyone who knows the history of Bezos and software development doesn't believe for a minute that he has any problems with surveilling the general public.

The book How to Resist Amazon and Why has quite a bit of information about it.

if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them

This is the part where people who don't want Newsom to be the nominee in 2028 sit out the Democratic primaries instead of voting for who they prefer, then cry that they were right if Newsom gets nominated by forfeit.

Hi.
We were hit with a data breach and leaked your name, address, PINs, social security numbers, mom's maiden name, 1st pet, favorite car, street you grew up on, routing and acct numbers, birthday, cell phone, work number, and credit card info.

Here's a free credit check.

@schumer.senate.gov
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social

You seriously think you can rein in an agency that allows a child to suffer like this?

welcome to zoom. as punishment for launching the app two (2) minutes before the meeting you're running, we are downloading ten (10) minutes of updates... now

looking forward to the next discord update where you can just @ your friends by their SSNs

logging on:

*washes one (1) kitchen knife* 📣 ALRIGHT THAT'S A WRAP ON TUESDAY NIGHT CHORES GREAT JOB EVERYONE

i'm not doomscrolling i'm scrollmaxxing

first time in new york since zohran took office and other than having to recite the shahada on arrival at laguardia nothing much has changed

a perfectly toasted english muffin with enough country crock to blot out the sun could fix me

a screenshot that reads: Don't Go Jason Waterfalls and 3 others reposted your post (33 seconds ago)

excellent dname alert @jtwashin.bsky.social

leaving out cookies and milk for george washington tonight

every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie

I’m not a fan of restaurants that have a “sauce policy”. If I want a sauce, you give me a sauce. That’s a solid sauce policy.

An opossum dipping a cookie in milk near more cookies and strawberries on a plate

ME: [begrudgingly practicing self-care because I refuse to let the world harden me]

One of the best ways to combat How Everything Feels Awful Right Now is to do something on a regular basis that helps others directly. Whether you go out and volunteer at a soup kitchen or stay home and volunteer for a helpline, those actions create hope & make positive changes feel attainable.