The Rooster

Bet the rent on the Buckeyes?

Senator Ted Cruz plans to attend the Texas vs. Ohio State game at the Horseshoe on Aug. 30.

Cruz plans to sit in a suite with colleague Jon Husted, who has a crushed can of Busch Light where his brain is supposed to be.

Just remembered this amazing moment in Jon Husted coverage, from August 2024:

Make no mistake: He’s an asshole.

Sherrod Brown to run for U.S. Senate in 2026, challenging Jon Husted Brown’s decision, which comes after months of speculation, gives Ohio Democrats perhaps their best hope of unseating incumbent U.S. Sen. Jon Husted.

Sherrod Brown is running for Senate. May God help us all.

www.cleveland.com/news/2025/08...

Well, he definitely wants people to think he’s under consideration. But my best sources say he’s not.

Posted eight minutes apart 🫠

They made a MAGA Yellow Springs. Amazing.

The New York Times went to Warren County, and it might be a situation for our beautiful National Guard.

www.nytimes.com/2025/08/11/u...

The notorious conman Vivek Ramaswamy’s possible lieutenant governors, ranked.

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It’s Columbus City Councilman Nick Bankston.

It’s been a long week for Councilman Bankston.

A source says that State Rep. Beth Lear (R-Kooksville) also plans to introduce another anti-labor bill that would ban prevailing wage.

It’s walking distance for him! So, maybe.

🚨🚨🚨 The next attack on organized labor from Statehouse Republicans is here.

State Reps. Thad Claggett and Heidi Workman are soliciting co-sponsors for legislation that would ban project labor agreements from local entities without Home Rule authority.

The notorious conman Vivek Ramaswamy will be risking his life once again tonight, by celebrating his birthday not in Mercer County but at Agni in German Village, which offers a six-course tasting menu with vegetarian and gluten-free adjustments,

Party starts at five!

The Ohio State football game-day experience, led by Ross Bjork, is a lot like America in that it will be increasingly catered to the ultra-wealthy at the expense of everyone else.

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From Instagram Notes:

Notorious conman Vivek Ramaswamy is risking his personal safety by dining at Marcella’s, a once-proud working-class establishment in the crime-ridden Short North neighborhood of Columbus, Ohio.

The aggressive mystery couple from the Erica Crawley crash out, revealed Columbus City Councilman Nick Bankston arrived on the crash scene before first responders. He later told cops that he and his wife just happened to be passing by.

The Erica Crawley body camera footage is here.

The mysterious and aggressive couple that sped to the scene almost instantaneously?

It was led by none other than Columbus City Councilman Nick Bankston.

www.rooster.info/p/the-aggres...

The aggressive mystery couple from the Erica Crawley crash out, revealed Columbus City Councilman Nick Bankston arrived on the crash scene before first responders. He later told cops that he and his wife just happened to be passing by.

The Erica Crawley body camera footage is here.

The mysterious and aggressive couple that sped to the scene almost instantaneously?

It was led by none other than Columbus City Councilman Nick Bankston.

www.rooster.info/p/the-aggres...

The most corrupt Administration in history. Warren G. Harding is looking up at them with such jealously right now.

UP??????? cmon now brother 😫😫😫

Local news in Cincinnati is failing us so badly right now. It’s wall to wall coverage about suburbanites cowering in fear over a street fight a week ago and crickets about this.

J.D. Vance, he's just like us in that he has the power to complain to the army corps of engineers to raise water levels so he can navigate his boat safely.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Generally speaking as a rule in politics, you don’t want to host an “Epstein messaging summit” at your house like it’s a True Romance party for the girlies.

Boss Baby is going to Hell.

Brenner’s driving was actually subject of the first Bust Up in history.

Simpler times.

Senator Andy Brenner has such a terminal case of brain worms that he can’t post normally about a baseball game despite his friends and allies controlling all levers in the state and federal governments.

Top Trump officials will discuss Epstein strategy at Wednesday dinner hosted by Vance | CNN Politics Top Trump administration officials will gather at the vice president’s residence Wednesday evening as they continue to weigh whether to publish an audio recording and transcript of Deputy Attorney Gen...

The Trump Administration is set to host a summit Wednesday night in which key figures will try to massage their boss’ decades-long friendship with Jeffrey Epstein.

www.cnn.com/2025/08/05/p...

well well well