Shane Almgren

I Watched the Entire Hegseth-Trump Speech to the Generals so You Don't Have to. It Was Equal Parts Embarrassing, Terrifying, and Incoherent Nonsense

I Watched the Entire Hegseth-Trump Speech to the Generals so You Don't Have to.

The GOP’s “official talking point” about the government shutdown is that it’s all the Democrats’ fault for insisting on giving free healthcare to illegal immigrants, which has never been a thing.

CONSERVATIVES: Charlie Kirk is the MLK of our time! He deserves statues, and parades, and memorials!

ALSO CONSERVATIVES: Charlie Kirk is right about MLK! The man was “awful” and doesn’t deserve any of the praise people heap upon him!

It’s almost impressive how fast the “Facts Don’t Care About Your Feelings” crowd scraps this mantra the instant it’s THEIR feelings getting butthurt.

I guess we’re just threatening war with everyone now?

Gaslighting, Selective Outrage & the Insufferable Hypocrisy of the Right Reactions to Charlie Kirk Spotlight the Right's Disingenuousness

GASLIGHTING, SELECTIVE OUTRAGE & THE INSUFFERABLE HYPOCRISY OF THE RIGHT
by Shane Almgren

Senate Republicans defeat Schumer effort to force vote on Epstein file release Fifty-one Republicans voted to set aside Schumer's amendment.

Senate Republicans just voted against releasing the Epstein files.

abcnews.go.com/Politics/sch...

Anyone besides me find it baffling that colleges are no longer allowed to consider race for admissions, but SCOTUS just ruled that cops and ICE are allowed to consider race as a viable means to detain people without any other probable cause?

I guess we’re just pro war crimes now?

The “President” of the United States of America is on social media threatening to go to war with an American city.

BREAKING: Trump to sign Executive Order tomorrow renaming the Department of Defense to the Department of War.

Who woulda ever in a million years thunk that Speaker Moses Mike was covering for a wealthy donor?!?

Washington DC sues Trump administration over National Guard deployment Trump has deployed hundreds of troops, some armed, as part of a crackdown on crime and homelessness in the US capital.

BREAKING: Washington DC just sued the Trump Administration over "illegal deployment of National Guard" to their city.

www.bbc.com/news/article...

Your president*, ladies and gents:

“As previously mentioned, we are giving serious thought to taking away Rosie O’Donnell’s Citizenship. She is not a Great American and is, in my opinion, incapable of being so!”

Jeffrey Epstein files released by House panel include court documents, videos, flight records — live updates A House committee on Tuesday released more than 33,000 pages of Justice Department documents from the federal investigation into the late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.

BREAKING: The House Oversight Committee just released 33,000 pages of Epstein files!

www.cbsnews.com/live-updates...

BREAKING: Trump just held a major press conference to announce that…he’s moving Space Command from Colorado to Alabama.

Um…cool?

For the record, the U.S. has so far taken in about $136 BILLION from tariffs, which I supposed is better than nothing.

Who remembers back to 2024 when our Country was completely destroyed and our military power was obliterated thanks to no awesome tariffs?

Don't all raise your hands at once.

Here's what Trump was doing with his Saturday: posting AI pictures of himself on social media.

Really, these are precious. You could steal an old lady's purse directly in front of this lard ass and escape his meaty justice by slowly jogging up a small flight of stairs.

Judge Dread he is not.

Trump revokes Secret Service protection for former Vice President Kamala Harris Vice presidents typically only get six months of protection after they leave office, but President Joe Biden signed a memorandum in January extending Harris' protection to 18 months.

BREAKING: Trump just cancelled Kamala Harris’ Secret Service detail.

Vice Presidents usually get 6 months of security protection after leaving office, but Biden signed a memorandum in January extending it to 18 months for his VP.

Trump just revoked it.

www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

A sharp-eyed DIY’er has uncovered evidence of what many of us suspected - Trump is a cheap bastard with a fetish for gold spray paint.

According to the Trump Administration, DC’s homeless population is largely responsible for the “crisis” the National Guard is allegedly there to address.

It costs $169,000 a day to operate DC’s entire homeless operation.

It costs $424,000 a day to have the National guard there.

Federal judge orders closure of Trump’s ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ immigration jail Judge’s order finds jail, which has attracted waves of criticism, was causing severe harm to Florida Everglades

BREAKING GOOD NEWS: A judge has just ruled that “Alligator Alcatraz” has 60 days to shut down!

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Folks, we are witnessing political satire for the ages!

Since MAGA loves to hijack our terms and repurpose them for their own bad-faith arguments, I say we start returning the favor.

I hereby declare that MAGA now stands for Make America Gavin Already.

MAGA!!!!!!

Life comes at you fast

THIS WEEK’S SIGN OF THE FASCIST APOCALYPSE:

Florida, which already leads the country in censorship book-banning has just banned The Diary of Anne Frank.

And nobody on the Right sees the irony in that.

Signing bonuses, loan forgiveness and more: Americans flock to join ICE The Trump administration is looking to hire 10,000 new ICE agents as part of its immigration crackdown. Ten times that number have already applied.

Wow. In an effort to drastically ramp up ICE recruiting goals, would-be masked Gestapo agents are being offered starting salaries of $90k, sign-on bonuses of $50k, and…freaking STUDENT LOAN FORGIVENESS!

Where is f’ing DOGE when you need them?

www.newsweek.com/ice-recruitm...

Gavin Newsom is the best SNL Trump ever.

Prove me wrong.

President Newsom continues the epic trolling of Convict Trump