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I think he deserves this

Vaxxed?

My recently developed motivation for taking my daily meds is I get to do a little jig and say "ooh that makes me feel like crash bandicoot"

I do not watch sword art online because it is not a real isekai

More governments should adopt a scheming eunuch-based advisory system.

None binary with left beef

Oh sorry I didn't see you there, I was engrossed in my feminist literature. 5'11" by the way.

Minepilled craftcel

Robert Zombert

Who up feeling liberated rn

I'm here for it

I bet if you're a rattlesnake it feels really good to shake your tail

Just happened to me again watching the sopranos. I can't get away from this guy.

DM me if you want to be in my secret society

Auto save doesn't exist in real life because of original sin

Content warning for the new Percy Jackson series on Disney+

Lin Manuel Miranda jumpscare on episode 3

Am I being used as a reaction image here?

If the meteor that killed the dinosaurs was off by just a little bit and hit Florida instead of Yucatan, I think Gore would've won in 2000

New Yoink City

Hey man me and the boys are practicing some DEI later if you wanna come over

Ships these days only have javelins

Wow this is so true

In my Lexapro era

Dads love to do shit like donate to a charity for battered women and then vote for donald trump

Maybe the gay people were the friends we made along the way

I'm just like Tony Soprano frfr I go to therapy and I like to eat deli meat

I have listened to one kid rock song.

brian

jojos from 2019

Christmas is saved