those boots 👀👀

it’s going to be the best day in decades when he dies

*to the guys outside blasting leaf blowers at 8am* use a broom. grow up.

ricky from trailer park boys

‘so basically they’re a veterinarian which means they don’t eat animals because they like em so much and cuz they’re a doctor for em or whatever the fuck. which seems stupid to me, i mean i love growin dope but i still smoke it. that’s the circus of life far as i’m concerned’

i didn’t read the books till after i saw the first movie and while i loved it i did think Aragorn and Boromir were the same person and got really confused at the end

I need to become a terrarium guy. genuinely surprised I haven’t been one already

I don’t have space to repot 15 broccoli sprouts already who tf do you think I am

every year I start germinating seeds indoors and then am entirely unprepared for everything I have to do when they start to sprout

I’ve discovered the male counterpoint to recipe websites: airline review websites

every single post starts with a longass photo essay about their trip to and through the airport before actually reviewing what the inside of the plane is like

If Biden and Trump both die before the election we should try four years without a president just to see if we like it. I bet we would!

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whats up playas 😂👊 bluesky baby lets go

there should be a job that pays $100,000 where you walk through nature and collect berries

I’m not the main character, I’m the guy with one exquisitely mistranslated throwaway line that has no bearing on the plot but everyone remembers

Beginning, by Toby Fox from the album DELTARUNE Chapter 1 OST

the opening song in Deltarune has extremely shpadoinkle energy

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Syrup is so pliable that if I need to get up when he’s on my lap I can just lift him in his sleeping position and he’ll stay in my arms till I sit back down

fellas, I think I actually threw out a cord I DID need while decluttering a decade-old rat’s nest of cords

James Merrill’s “Christmas Tree,” written when he was dying of AIDS.

I’ve read them once and loved them but I don’t know if I’ll ever have the attention span to read them again

hey, did we ever get an update on how this turned out

It would’ve been really cool if it had been shot on actual film and overprocessed to get a creepy visual effect but I know that would’ve at least quadrupled the cost to make it

I watched Skinamarink on Halloween and really liked it. I’m here for the Spooky Arte Filme concept. Vibes-based horror is good actually.

(on a first date) which ad experience do you prefer?

Frame #5250 from S03 -E21 - Battle of the Bass-628424

hiked 9 miles, found some edible guys

(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao

Fanart from the video game Earthbound (Mother 2) of Ness finding the first sound stone, The Giant Step. Colors in the illustrations are warm.

ness caught a glimpse of a small, cute puppy.

print news could make a comeback if they started using exclamation points like this again

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