Snarf Fan Club Member #0002

"i wish that the last 2/3rs of my life was never boring again"

*the monkey's paw curls up and starts viciously jorkin me off*

here we go, lol.

remember everyone, we just need to vote harder and only for blue candidates to get out of this.

*the world record largest largest jerk-off motion*

of course you do, chud

ah, brain damaged liberal.

hope someone someday gives you everything you deserve.

you do realize you're literally as bad as maga chuds.

just say you don't give a shit about palestinians being killed. or that you like that they're dying. or whatever. just say it man.

you'll still be a fucking monster, but at least you won't have to tie yourself up in knots pretending.

fucking wild that maga people are more honest

i really hope deep in my heart that sam sees when ed calls him clammy or similar and just gets a lil more deflated and hurt every time.

maybe a few tears of impotent frustration.

the thought brings me joy.

dying from auto erotic asphyxiation is a more honorable death than living any amount of time as an ICE agent

ah, but where is the pee stored if the balls are a whole room?

check and mate.

remember "i'm talking!". remember the dems comically covering their ears over people reading the names of palestinian kids who were killed in said genocide?

the ghouls you defend didn't care and don't care. they're not gonna fuck you for standing up for them no matter how hard you simp for them.

come on now, you stupid disingenuous prick.

newsom straight up talks agrees with people saying trans athletes shouldn't compete with people of their gender because of bigoted bullshit reasons.

imagine someone saying that about black or mexican kids.

don't be a thick asshole.

ngl, i've lived in worse places.

every single one ticked most/all them boxes.

also nearly to a one bad at their jobs.

healthcare admin, checks out.

even odds he's one/more:
- short and angry about it
- drives a massive leased pickup (never hauled/towed anything)
- treats the people under him like annoying children
- bully
- wears those contrasting white collar/cuff dress shirts

worked with these sorts for years

lol, ok guy, you win. you're the best late 90s/early00s internet debater person.

i'll bet your mom is proud of what her little baby boy has become.

you should probably be more mad at how much youre being the fool.

you fell for a shitpost, then got angry because someone screen capped you after you put your whole ass into replying to said shit post.

now you're making boomer level replies to people making fun of you. come on guy, take the l.

ok grampa, you're the funny cutup man.

i bet you were a real wiseacre on ebaum's world.

lol come on now.

if you can land my handle, there's no way you didn't catch the original shitpost.

which means this whole thing is you being a miserable, disingenuous prick who's tummy is all angy because someone joked about a thing you like.

what are you doing here man. lol pathetic.

dude's super butthurt about falling for a silly shitpost lol.

i absolutely hate how much i love this idea.

honestly, people should be reporting "professor" otaku for pretending to be a real professor of otaku studies.

i highly doubt he's got a doctorate, let alone any sort of higher credentials.

/cries in educated-stupid

"doomposting doesn't help anyone or anything!"

you say that, but have you looked outside? checked the news?

i didn't think so. checkmate.

i thought time was a 4-sided cube. i don't know what to think anymore.

w...was i educated-stupid?

they went back to normal archer in s11.

not that this is in anyway important. forgive my momentary hyperfixation lol.

in s8, 9, and 10, the seasons were not normal archer timeline since they were coma dreams from archer getting shot in s7. s8 was set in the interwar pacific. pam was the big burly airplane mechanic. in the prior season she was a detective, and in 10 she ended up being an alien.

i have an old friend who gives off mad pam energy, super awesome person.

after finalizing an incredibly messy divorce from a completely abusive piece of shit, her treat to herself was pam's full byron back tat complete with the 14th tick.

it's a thing of beauty.

"I mean it's one Hoary Host of Hoggoth, Stephen. What could it cost? 10 dollars?"

POV: I am an astronaut stranded on Mars. I just murdered my crew so I could keep all the food rations for myself. I assume being 150 million miles from earth means I’ll get away with it…but no. I’m screwed.