Ridiculously Striped Pants

F...fffiiiii....ffiiiifteeeeeeeen....??? Oh... oh god...

I'd say that if anyone wants to play it and have fun, don't 100% it. I have this fatal disease where I need to spend 200+ hours 100% completing every game I play, so I need to collect every single tiny crystal in that desert and remember to scan every small thing that appears once and never again

a couple of cartoon characters are riding skateboards on a race track Alt: Jet the Hawk, Wave the Swallow, and Storm the Albatross racing on exreme gears

I was guessing Sonic Racing lmao

I sunk too much time getting those damn crystals in Prime 4 and godammit I'm gonna backtrack a thousand more times. Samus cost fallacy

Three racing birds, perhaps?

Jenna but in a purple suit with a green shirt, bright green lips, and make up that is similar to a clown, but reversed. Most of her skin is white'd out, as are her nose and triangles over her eyes, but most of her face is skin tone.

pleased to introduce my new OC, The Bloker. Just a regular bloke, not into all that clowning business. Only drinks IPAs. Has a substack. Has a totally platonic relationship with his therapist (ChatGPT). Just bloke stuff!

We already have surgery robots and bomb defusing robots why the fuck are we making a pointless humanoid one that still requires a person to operate literally what is ever the purpose of this

Peeing is bad for you

this has become a very important video to me

Fozzie bear wearing sunglasses

he had that shit on

MP4 isn't a flop, but the most apparently flawed. At least in the first couple hours I played

I love the bike, I just wish the desert wasn't boring as hell

Now all we need is the discombobulate clip

I just hope it was mutually agreed upon and not a strike situation or an un-notified replacement

Now that I've played the part where she gets the suit, this is the funniest suit ever. The suit doesn't do shit, it's a full-body drivers license because Samus had to get legal clearance to drive Vi O La

new wrestler named figgy pudding. he says "i wont go till u GET SOME!!!" ive never watched wrestling

I love my haunted Plug & Play

That's right! As a mobile game with several gem currencies, 20 daily login rewards, convoluted menus, and ads that remind you your chao cannot change color until you spend $40 per color!

Very carefully browsing bc I can't play until tomorrow, you're scaring me

Just saw a post about Overwatch and the replies had people talking about how they wanted to work at Blizzard. Cool cool, so did you not listen to the women or did you want to enable the abuse too

I agree Superstars is mid but that's gonna be like eating 5 star cuisine in comparison to arbys meat water

I'm already deep into grad school and college debt for working as a teacher. I don't have any other talent or experience for a job that can afford a house. I'm screwed

I don't, but a friend of mine does, and they told me that it's difficult to play unless they play on a table the same height as their wheelchair, and playing on their lap is not ideal. They can't adjust their posture or position to adjust for different sized tables so it needs to be just right

You know what. That's my bad for reading the headline and not the article itself. Bad habit I need to break

So they brought wheelchairs but didn't interview or bring in people who use wheelchairs for real or athletes who use wheelchairs. Then made the control scheme difficult for wheelchair users to even use. Okay Nintendo thanks for the fake progressive game with faceless identical blank slate characters

You've been getting so good at macaroni plate art, can't wait to see the next one

For a bit during the end there I thought the joke was you played the version with Totinos theme mixed in

If I said which one I'm talking about, I'll get a surplus of messages from "progressive" users defending the decision to have two "tan" characters out of a roster of 100+

Maybe its just me, but I think if you play a gacha game with 100+ characters and absolutely none of them have remotely dark skin, you might be playing something racist.

Nobody played federation force so everyone is still surprised he's the main villain 🚬