Alanah🏳️‍⚧️🧼

Kinda hard to think about your behavior while you’re on your phone isn’t it?

I walked right into that. Much like how you get walked into your favorite spot in the house! Do you have to keep your hands on your head or just behind your back?

After meeting you once, I can definitely tell.

I look adorable in anything.

I… think I enjoy wearing diapers more than I thought 🙈

That’s one comically large brush.

Not it! Also happy birthday!!!!

Imagining myself and another in this situation 😂. She knows who she is.

It’s very freaky.

I don’t think I’d want to live there, just use it for kink purposes. I’ve been in there during a lock-in, and a church at night with the lights mostly off is very freaky.

Girl you think I don’t already have a stockpile?? 😂

As a Wisconsinite myself, I can tell you our searches are because it’s so goddamn cold there. They need the warmth.

lol, a bar of soap in the bargain bin

Hell yeah. Shit, I’d buy the church I grew up in. It’s kept in good shape, and I’d be lying if I said I didn’t fantasize a little about it growing up.

Love a good rolled up sleeve.

Fine.

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Jk, can’t do it. What’s the most fun thing you’ve done lately?

Why are you so mean to me 🥺? I’m literally so cute and nice.

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Your mouth will be wide open? Perfect.

No way, the design would be wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy different if that were the case.

In text form is one thing, you should really try using these words out loud and at a higher volume than usual. Really break them in.

I wonder what the design is inspired by? Hmmmmm…..

Le connard

Tell him some of the new words you learned then…

Tell that to your dada

I can say whatever I want, unlike some little boys 🤭

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Maybe you should spend some time in your favorite place 😡

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You sounded wayyyyy too eager to “whup” me

She’s so greedy 😡