Breck Wilhite

Please. Her "attacks" were nothing more than generic insults and name-calling. She sounded like a 6th grader

Why do you keep your whiskey in a bottle with a pump? You making adult snowcones?

Oh! That's awesome, actually. I've been using mold this whole time.

Yeah, but if you don't label, someone will eat your food at work.

Is that the same as romantically unhinged?

Oh god. No, thank you. I'll just eat a bar of soap.

At least, for this cute butterball and that is what matters.

She's like Pinocchio, except she was a crash test dummy, and, when turned into a "real person," she came complete with permanent brain damage.

I feel like this is the only logical reason for her.

I pet Max's belly now?

Pretty sure this is her Yelp review, as well.

I feel like door 3 would guarantee door 4, whereas door 6 would just supersede door 1.

Oh, and I've achieved door 2 because of my past mistakes.

Is that just for you? Because, if so, I applaud your moxie.

Same

Oh. Oh? Oh! OH! OOOHHH! Oh.

Oh, hell yeah! Thank you!

Is this...is this an ICE joke?

They need to calm the fuck down. Sounds they need a prescription.

Apparently, I'm getting a thumbs up, and some bro nods from both.

My apologies for disturbing you.

What do you mean "today"?

What about church? Sitting next to the Pope? And, Jesus?

We good?

Shit. That's me told.

Your son is doing the Lord's work.

Dude, just order UberEats.

You have more wishes, right?

Right?!?!

St. Dolly Parton will be just fine. Don't you worry.

I started the final stage of the cutting board construction. The right pic is a of the cutting board currently submerged in mineral oil.

Just FYI, these are all the natural colors of each piece of wood. I used. I ended up using 15 different woods.

#Woodworking #CuttingBoard

PLEASE NOTE:

I can provide a link to this recipe, if needs be.

Return shredded chicken meat to pot and add parsley. Remove from heat and stir in lemon juice.

• Step 5:
Ladle soup into bowls; drizzle with yogurt and top with reserved onion mixture, dividing evenly.

Reduce heat to medium-low; cook, stirring occasionally, until chicken is cooked through and lentils are tender, 20–25 minutes.

• Step 4:
Using tongs, transfer chicken to a cutting board; let cool slightly. Shred meat with 2 forks or your hands; discard skin and bones.

• Step 3:
Return pot to medium-high heat; pour in lentils and sprinkle turmeric over. Cook, stirring a few times, until fragrant, about 30 seconds. Add reserved chicken and 6 cups water; season generously with salt and some pepper. Bring to a simmer over medium-high heat.