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uhhhh hi

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it gave me the same message and then worked when I hit the button a second time; I also tested in my usual podcast app and it worked okay. There was an AWS outage earlier today and it’s still affecting a bunch of sites and services so I’m hoping it’s the root cause of what you’re seeing

20.10.2025 16:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

cool cool i’m not the only one

16.10.2025 04:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Billboard reads: "There will never be a bell loud enough, a helmet strong enough, or clothing bright enough to make up for poor infrastructure. Join us in fighting for safer streets. Vision Zero Vancouver and Rovelo Creative." Beside the text, a picture of a child riding a bike in a painted bike lane.

Billboard reads: "There will never be a bell loud enough, a helmet strong enough, or clothing bright enough to make up for poor infrastructure. Join us in fighting for safer streets. Vision Zero Vancouver and Rovelo Creative." Beside the text, a picture of a child riding a bike in a painted bike lane.

New billboard in town 👀

16.10.2025 01:24 — 👍 184    🔁 51    💬 1    📌 5

this is a drawing i can hear (it’s saying “surgery? in an opera?”)

15.10.2025 18:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

24.09.2025 20:30 — 👍 29641    🔁 9970    💬 731    📌 1547
a snippet of a screenshot from jira’s admin panel, which says “Grant the power of releases” as a title and then “You can give users in a project the permission” (which is clearly cut off from an ongoing sentence)

the text is black on a light purple background, and there’s a small icon that looks like a sheet of  purple paper with the bottom right corner folded inwards

a snippet of a screenshot from jira’s admin panel, which says “Grant the power of releases” as a title and then “You can give users in a project the permission” (which is clearly cut off from an ongoing sentence) the text is black on a light purple background, and there’s a small icon that looks like a sheet of purple paper with the bottom right corner folded inwards

me: trying to finish up some documentation on a thursday afternoon
jira: unexpectedly flirty in the admin panel

04.09.2025 22:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Disney:

04.09.2025 20:23 — 👍 434    🔁 79    💬 8    📌 0

i keep forgetting the ubyssey wasn’t always in the basement, my years there had no exciting garbage drops (i was photo ed. in 2009-10)

01.09.2025 23:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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i saw this and was reminded of this tumblr post: www.tumblr.com/windypuddle/...

08.08.2025 05:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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it’s fine

06.08.2025 19:40 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

bring jizz back

02.08.2025 21:58 — 👍 24    🔁 12    💬 0    📌 0
a meme on white background with black text. a picture of Joanna Newsom in a bluish/purple dress with her arms in the air and billowy sleeves. at 12 o'clock the text reads "ponder a Joanna Newsome lyric about love and/or time" and a curved arrow points to text at the 3 o'clock position that says "girl, what", and another curved arrow to 6 o'clock and a text block that says "actually no, she's completely right" and then a curved arrow to the 9 o'clock position that says "remember it's most likely about Andy Samberg" and then a curved arrow to the 12 o'clock position, completing the circle

a meme on white background with black text. a picture of Joanna Newsom in a bluish/purple dress with her arms in the air and billowy sleeves. at 12 o'clock the text reads "ponder a Joanna Newsome lyric about love and/or time" and a curved arrow points to text at the 3 o'clock position that says "girl, what", and another curved arrow to 6 o'clock and a text block that says "actually no, she's completely right" and then a curved arrow to the 9 o'clock position that says "remember it's most likely about Andy Samberg" and then a curved arrow to the 12 o'clock position, completing the circle

i'm not explaining this

17.07.2025 06:05 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

nice

29.06.2025 22:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you both look radiant! congratulations🎉

27.06.2025 18:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

lol absolutely, that poor strawberry is just fighting for its life

23.06.2025 16:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the topping looks like knafeh (shredded fried filo) and the green/brown palette of the, uh, goop makes me think this is some sort of dubai chocolate themed situation

23.06.2025 16:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
19.06.2025 04:33 — 👍 1212    🔁 459    💬 16    📌 10

"I lived bitch"

14.06.2025 01:28 — 👍 19    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
a street fighter 6 frame grab of m. bison’s win post with cropped white hair, an open black shearling coat with no shirt underneath and black chaps over pants with his right fist held up and emanating energy. he has facial and chest scars that are glowing with the same energy.

a street fighter 6 frame grab of m. bison’s win post with cropped white hair, an open black shearling coat with no shirt underneath and black chaps over pants with his right fist held up and emanating energy. he has facial and chest scars that are glowing with the same energy.

saw the sf6 trailer for third costumes, now wondering who decided m.bison needed to look like he stepped out of a joe gage movie

02.06.2025 23:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

let’s be real it was probably deserved

02.06.2025 23:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i finished the song and it was… certainly four minutes of time. i can see how it would be a terrible kidz bop

02.06.2025 23:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

casually googled and mans looks like a recreational mark ruffalo impersonator and i don’t know if that makes it better or worse

02.06.2025 23:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

okay i’m two minutes in and this would be much better if it was gay

02.06.2025 23:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

no but i’m about to

02.06.2025 23:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i think it’s the whisper song by the ying yang twins but would love to hear your thoughts on the matter

02.06.2025 23:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

oh! have we ever talked about worst possible hypothetical kidz bop song?

02.06.2025 23:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

oh like that blep in the third photo isn’t perfect

02.06.2025 23:00 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A pale white seal pup lies sleeping on a patch of green grass. Its body has creamy white fur and flipper-like limbs. The creature appears peaceful and content.

A pale white seal pup lies sleeping on a patch of green grass. Its body has creamy white fur and flipper-like limbs. The creature appears peaceful and content.

This image of a seal pup is the oxford english definition of sneep snorp

31.05.2025 14:25 — 👍 24    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
A man in a spotted cow pattern shirt stands in front of a table. On the table are four primitive looking tools. It is a real-life tribute to the Gary Larsen Far Side "Cow Tools" cartoon.

A man in a spotted cow pattern shirt stands in front of a table. On the table are four primitive looking tools. It is a real-life tribute to the Gary Larsen Far Side "Cow Tools" cartoon.

Three years ago today I posted this photo to Twitter and shit went bananas. Happy Cow Tools Guy Day to all who celebrate.

It's me. I'm all who celebrate.

27.05.2025 20:03 — 👍 180    🔁 25    💬 3    📌 3

reskeet to blow up a transphobe🏳️‍⚧️

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23.05.2025 02:23 — 👍 15    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1

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