gerald

it gave me the same message and then worked when I hit the button a second time; I also tested in my usual podcast app and it worked okay. There was an AWS outage earlier today and it’s still affecting a bunch of sites and services so I’m hoping it’s the root cause of what you’re seeing

cool cool i’m not the only one

Billboard reads: "There will never be a bell loud enough, a helmet strong enough, or clothing bright enough to make up for poor infrastructure. Join us in fighting for safer streets. Vision Zero Vancouver and Rovelo Creative." Beside the text, a picture of a child riding a bike in a painted bike lane.

New billboard in town 👀

this is a drawing i can hear (it’s saying “surgery? in an opera?”)

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

a snippet of a screenshot from jira’s admin panel, which says “Grant the power of releases” as a title and then “You can give users in a project the permission” (which is clearly cut off from an ongoing sentence) the text is black on a light purple background, and there’s a small icon that looks like a sheet of purple paper with the bottom right corner folded inwards

me: trying to finish up some documentation on a thursday afternoon
jira: unexpectedly flirty in the admin panel

Disney:

i keep forgetting the ubyssey wasn’t always in the basement, my years there had no exciting garbage drops (i was photo ed. in 2009-10)

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i saw this and was reminded of this tumblr post: www.tumblr.com/windypuddle/...

it’s fine

bring jizz back

a meme on white background with black text. a picture of Joanna Newsom in a bluish/purple dress with her arms in the air and billowy sleeves. at 12 o'clock the text reads "ponder a Joanna Newsome lyric about love and/or time" and a curved arrow points to text at the 3 o'clock position that says "girl, what", and another curved arrow to 6 o'clock and a text block that says "actually no, she's completely right" and then a curved arrow to the 9 o'clock position that says "remember it's most likely about Andy Samberg" and then a curved arrow to the 12 o'clock position, completing the circle

i'm not explaining this

nice

you both look radiant! congratulations🎉

lol absolutely, that poor strawberry is just fighting for its life

the topping looks like knafeh (shredded fried filo) and the green/brown palette of the, uh, goop makes me think this is some sort of dubai chocolate themed situation

"I lived bitch"

a street fighter 6 frame grab of m. bison’s win post with cropped white hair, an open black shearling coat with no shirt underneath and black chaps over pants with his right fist held up and emanating energy. he has facial and chest scars that are glowing with the same energy.

saw the sf6 trailer for third costumes, now wondering who decided m.bison needed to look like he stepped out of a joe gage movie

let’s be real it was probably deserved

i finished the song and it was… certainly four minutes of time. i can see how it would be a terrible kidz bop

casually googled and mans looks like a recreational mark ruffalo impersonator and i don’t know if that makes it better or worse

okay i’m two minutes in and this would be much better if it was gay

no but i’m about to

i think it’s the whisper song by the ying yang twins but would love to hear your thoughts on the matter

oh! have we ever talked about worst possible hypothetical kidz bop song?

oh like that blep in the third photo isn’t perfect

A pale white seal pup lies sleeping on a patch of green grass. Its body has creamy white fur and flipper-like limbs. The creature appears peaceful and content.

This image of a seal pup is the oxford english definition of sneep snorp

A man in a spotted cow pattern shirt stands in front of a table. On the table are four primitive looking tools. It is a real-life tribute to the Gary Larsen Far Side "Cow Tools" cartoon.

Three years ago today I posted this photo to Twitter and shit went bananas. Happy Cow Tools Guy Day to all who celebrate.

It's me. I'm all who celebrate.

reskeet to blow up a transphobe🏳️‍⚧️

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