My ex now works for Apple in Cupertino and I just gotta say, I'm soooo glad I got out when I did!
07.08.2025 14:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@hieronymusbush.bsky.social
Birthday Party Sick
My ex now works for Apple in Cupertino and I just gotta say, I'm soooo glad I got out when I did!
07.08.2025 14:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Dean Cain, a guy who played Superman, has stated he is joining ICE. Reality is so much more brutal than any satire could ever be.
07.08.2025 13:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I had Kansas' "Dust in the Wind" in my head all night while I slept. So, I listened to it twice this morning and sobbed hysterically through them both. I'm probably doing fine.
06.08.2025 15:13 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0None of these people can feign ignorance, and they're not folks working for a company or org so they can feed their kids and keep a roof over their head. They consciously chose to work with this person, despite what they know. They may not think they're transphobes but I certainly do.
06.08.2025 14:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I feel so much violence in me and I don't know how to get it out.
27.07.2025 20:36 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0If you still haven't watched the show "Somebody Somewhere" please do something good for yourself and sit down and fucking watch it.
23.07.2025 19:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hell Yeah!!!!!!!!
28.06.2025 12:46 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I thought I saw Leonard Cohen on a city bus. I was looking at him for a while thinking "is that Leonard Cohen?!" He made eye contact and gave me a little nod and smile, which I gave back. Then he just got off at his stop. Turns out yes he was in town and yes he liked to take public transit.
14.06.2025 23:52 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โi asked chatgptโ โi asked grokโ well i asked brian wilson and he showed me the sound of god
11.06.2025 19:09 โ ๐ 1076 ๐ 148 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 0I think about an author using AI to write a book and then I think about a reader using AI to summarize it so they don't have to read it and I want to launch myself directly into the sun. What a dumb fucking world we've created.
04.06.2025 16:25 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I mean.
23.05.2025 02:04 โ ๐ 275 ๐ 56 ๐ฌ 19 ๐ 7Great name for a Kansas AND Toto cover band though.
23.05.2025 02:55 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Video of me talking for ten minutes but my new haircut is the real star.
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crabdance.jpg
08.05.2025 16:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Not a fucking clue. Familiarity across social media platforms most likely.
05.05.2025 00:58 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I actually think we aren't mean enough to AI users
30.04.2025 17:52 โ ๐ 3078 ๐ 926 ๐ฌ 17 ๐ 22I'm so anxious about the federal election today that I dreamt I was pregnant, living in a motel, had never had any medical prenatal appointments for the baby, and was possibly going into early labour, but worried I wouldn't be able to vote. (I voted in the advanced polls last week.)
28.04.2025 13:36 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The holy scriptures.
20.04.2025 14:19 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Does the app game Royal Kingdom have some kind of blackmailing ring going on? Why are so many celebrities shills for a fucking phone game?
19.04.2025 01:26 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I almost sent this all as a DM to you because I KNEW you'd need to hear this!
18.04.2025 15:09 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0It's the closest connection to fame we certainly have!
18.04.2025 15:00 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0tl;dr I found out my dad's sister was not only a patient of Lawrence Pazder but was also his live-in girlfriend in her twenties.
18.04.2025 14:06 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My mom does some math and it was when my aunt was in her twenties, before he married his first wife. Mother fucker was an unethical shit stain loooong before getting involved in fake satanic ritual abuse shit and marrying that client.
18.04.2025 14:05 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0And I'm like WHAAAAT.
"Oh you didn't know that? Yes, he was her psychiatrist."
"And she lived with him?? Romantically??"
"Oh yes. I spent the night there once when he was out of town, just having a girl's night."
"WHAT?!!?!? Wait, when was this?!?!"
I learned the biggest family gossip the other day from my mom. I was telling her that I'm finally reading "Michelle Remembers" which took place in my home town. We were talking about how unethical it all was, and all the weird shit about it and she goes "your Auntie Linda used to live with him."
18.04.2025 14:03 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 0So true.
18.04.2025 04:04 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 010 hours and 42 minutes left!!! Give us an update at some point!
16.04.2025 04:33 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I was about to tag you when I saw this! I know you love a good cult read.
15.04.2025 17:23 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Did I just make a new substack post? I sure did!
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Print by Katie Aiki - Cat hanging from a branch with the words "HANG IN THERE BABY/YOU CAN CRY/YOU CAN CUSS/BUT YOU GOTTA HOLD ON" around edges. Colours are red, white, yellow, black.
My new print from @katieaki.bsky.social came today and I'm so so so excited to get it framed and hung up! This is my motto for 2025. I can cry, I can cuss, but I gotta hold on.
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