Brandon Stone

The Jazz front office maintains a medium-sized Petri dish of influenza B that they use periodically to maintain their draft position while avoiding more fines.

Hey Love Is Blind people, do we know why the day trader (derogatory) is so afraid of the corners of his hairline? Like wtf is happening there?

How many rotation spots are going to be up for grabs next year and who’s gonna be on the outside looking in?

At what point does Drake Maye suffer irreparable damage?

in 2026 the Bad People Lose

Second straight Super Bowl in which a dude named Drake has been mercilessly bullied

heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show

So do I have to stop thinking JJJ’s a fraud now?

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

*ceiling

An insane, perfect encapsulation of it all:

The same day Trump’s agents kill a Veterans Affairs ICU nurse in broad daylight, the CEOs of Apple and Amazon join Trump to watch a private screening of a film about his wife directed by an alleged sexual abuser who was seen shirtless in the Epstein Files

I keep thinking about this, and may have missed the discourse while working, but a move to a 3-4-2-1 seems almost too obvious, especially with Branthwaite’s impending return

Shouldn’t Ndiaye shift back to his preferred side on the left now and let McNeil and Dibling fight for the minutes on the right?

When the feds charge Josh Allen with point shaving, that play will be Exhibit A.

Her behavior on the first reunion episode tonight could be used as a diagnostic tool.

Lisa Barlow had the same personality disorder as Donald Trump

I missed why Ace is coming off the bench tonight. Minutes restriction? Experimentation? Punishment? Reward for Brice?

Sometimes you spend an afternoon working on your employer-mandated annual goals and then listen to two smart people have a conversation that sends you into a bit of a tailspin (complimentary).

I’ll be haunted by the Jomashop hold music for the rest of my days.

Are there specific milestones that Cody needs to achieve in order for the Jazz to pick up his fourth year option?

Everton really pushing me to be an engaged parent this morning.

Morgan Scalley over-applying chapstick on the sideline just gave me the ick

Tony Danza shushed me after I made eye contact with him in midtown Manhattan and started a slowly building “Heeeeeeyyyyyyyy.”

Looking forward to him playing a few times in the first six weeks and then never seeing him again in 2026.

Still wish it could have been the Cougs getting their butts kicked tonight

It’s buried at the end of the article, but I need someone to explain to me why Life Time Fitness is getting a liquor license.

Out of bounds replays are tyranny. Spirit of the law vs letter.