shadfromdc.bsky.social

Acts like a bully-/
or acts like an idiot-/
the Reign of Error-/

Acts like a bully-/
or acts like an idiot-/
trump’s Reign of Error. /

Tony said it once-/
And he'll say it all season-/
It is the BULLPEN!/

It's not semantics-/
It is gross incompetence-/
The Reign of Error-/

Downplaying stupid-/
Seems to be the trump playbook-/
The Reign of Error. /

Forrest had it right-/
Stupid is as stupid does-/
The Reign of Error-/
#haiku #hegsethresign #reignoferror #yemen

“accidentally” /
I think the word their looking-/
for is “stupidly” /
#haiku #HegsethMustResign #HegsethResign #hegseth #idiot #stupid #Dangerous

I’m rhyming like Gluck-/
Hope my bracket doesn’t suck-/
No Longwood, oh f$ck…../
#haiku #NCAABasketball @whoisgreggarcia.bsky.social #greggarcia

Devastating right-/
and a helluva salesman./
RIP Big George…/
#haiku #ripgeorgeforeman

Capitulation-/
by Columbia is death-/
by a thousand cuts…./
#haiku #academicfreedom #ColumbiaUniversity #intellectualfreedom

A caregiver tip-/
You may never be closer-/
to your family./
#haiku #caregiving

A caregiver tip-/
Sometimes airport personnel-/
may recognize you. /
#haiku #caregiving #MEM #DCA

When there's Parkinson's-/
on both my Mom's and Pop's side-/
Future seems unsure..../
#haiku #Parkinsonsdisease

A caregiver tip-/
Physical decline is hard-/
Mental is brutal. /
#haiku #caregiving #hospiceathome

I can pick my nose-/
and peck of pickled peppers-/
I can’t pick brackets…./
#haiku #NCAATournament

What trump does to Vets-/
Is a shameless betrayal-/
The Reign of Error./
#reignoferror #haiku #army #navy #marines #airforce

Race that eats it's young-/
Torturing runners right now! /
Barkley Marathons! /
#haiku #frozenheadstatepark #bm100

A caregiver tip-/
Treat yourself to a donut-/
It's the little things..../
#haiku #caregiving #hospice

You can analyze-/
You can listen to experts-/
I roll with Phil’s Mom!/
#haiku #irollwithphilsmom #ncaabasketball

Tortoise and the Hare-/
I do believe that slow and-/
steady wins the race./
#haiku #congrats

Speed Racer

A caregiver tip-/
unexpected trips can be-/
a regular thing..../
#haiku #caregiving

They could try to watch-/
Either Casablanca or./
The Maltese Falcon./
#haiku #gardenia

Nothing but brackets-/
and everyone’s favorite-/
John Feinstein Story…/
#haiku

Horrifically-/
depressing, but there’s nothing-/
shocking about this…./
#haiku #hatecrimes
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The cost of being-/
an antisemite can be-/
very expensive. /
#haiku @elonmusk #money #soul #price

There’s a difference-/
between free speech and speech that’s-/
meant to hurt people. /
#haiku @elonmusk #elonmusk

Took over a year-/
Loved every single sentence-/
“wait and hope” perfect…./
#haiku #dumas #countofmontecristo

How low can they go? /
When some hit rock bottom, they-/
just keep on digging…./
#haiku #foxnews @gop

An Alfred Hitchcock-/
type situation going-/
on in my backyard./
#haiku #hitch #thebirds #alfredhitchcock