Adam L.

Trump golfs as he urges Americans to hang tough after he intentionally ruins the global economy.

#hangtough #golfing #cantmakethisup

06.04.2025 02:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I used to work for Elon. I deeply regret abiding by the NDA I signed when I left Neuralink.

14.03.2025 02:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not just a third party, but a move to a coalition government.

14.03.2025 02:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anyone who, while ponying up to a craft beer bar next to me, leans towards me and asks, “How are the brewskis?” is an irredeemable asshole.

That is a hill I will die on.

17.02.2025 02:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I spoke to my sandwich today. It didn’t respond - but I’m quite sure it considered doing so for a few moments.

I’ll likely try again tomorrow with a more motivated meal.

(Being alone sucks.)

06.12.2024 04:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0