Madame Alex

Elon Musk did the Nazi salute at Trump’s inauguration. Twice.

Welcome to full-blown fascism.

Good job, MAGA dumbfucks.

Tinsel the calico cat looks goofily at the camera with her tongue sticking out

In *this* household we’re celebrating Tinsel’s 4th anniversary.

I fostered Tinsel when she was a bag of bones. She was visibly old, stinky, & nobody wanted her. I figured given how rickety she was, she’d be alive < a year, so I just adopted her. Here she is 4 years later, no longer stinky & plump.

The next four years are going to be tough and there are many who may feel stuck. So I made this little guide of ways that people can get more involved in changing the world for the better!

Panel 1: Mark Zuckerberg stands on the stage at a Meta all-hands meeting, wearing a little chain and a shirt that says "Cool Dude." "I think our company could use more Masculine Energy," he says into a mic. In the crowd, an employee raises their hand. "Excuse me, Mr. Zuckerberg," the person asks. Panel 2: The person stands up, asking, "By "Masculine Energy," do you mean a mature definition where men in power use their relative strength to protect and uplift those less privileged?" Panel 3: The person continues, "…or a more childish definition where men in power are free to be aggressive and harm others without being held accountable?" Panel 4: Zuck stands silent for a beat. Panel 5: "You're all fired," he says.

"Masculine Energy"

Dr Martin Luther King jr. knew what we needed then.

We need it more than ever now.

Illustration of female greaseball from starlight express with a trail of train smoke coming from her rollerblades.

Idk anything about starlight express except for the fact that female greaseball is the love of my life
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#starlightexpress #greaseball #greaseballstarlightexpress #fanart #art

Red, to Pumpkin: Gay AND autistic? You never stood a chance against that hot butch lesbian train

#ShitAngelsSay
#ProfessionalFunnyPeople
#QueerBesties #JustRenFaireThings #StarlightExpress

A drawing of Electra from Starlight Express, a humanization of an electric train. They're wearing a red, white, and blue outfit with inline roller skates and a massive mohawk and waving up at the camera with a smug expression.

A drawing of Greaseball from Starlight Express, a humanization of an diesel engine. He's wearing a red, black, and yellow outfit clearly inspired by Elvis and Roller Derby skates. He's skates casually by while lifting up his sunglasses, presumably to get a better look at some pretty ladies just off screen.

A drawing of the Red Caboose from Starlight Express, a humanization of brake van. He's dressed in a bright red outfit with black boots, a neckerchief, chunky headphones, and a cap. Hew rushing past at high speed with his trademark wide smile and rosey cheeks.

3 headshots of Greaseball, Electra, and Caboose from the musical Starlight Express.

#StarlightExpress #Art
Passed out for week and woke up in a pile of evil singing train people send help.

#StarlightExpress #Greaseball #украрт
Для сонечка @teasaberksu.bsky.social 💖

The media since 2015.

Caveman: Gronk mean! So much! Caveman 2: Gronk never mean to Bronk. Caveman 1, holding Gronk hand: No. Gronk....mean. everything. *Gronk tears*

*Boxer stands ready* Other boxer: ka....me....ha.....me...... Boxer 1: I quit *Later at press conference* Boxer 1: I know he prolly couldn't but I ain't gonna f*** around and see if he could

Features of Adulthood xkcd.com/3034

A six-panel comic. In panel 1, there's a pigeon standing awkwardly next to a pile of sticks with two eggs on it, and the panel is titled "Why pigeons make bad nests: A defense of pigeon aesthetics." In panel 2, a pigeon sits on a pile of sticks: "Many people think that pigeons are bad at making nests. Here are three good reasons why pigeon nests look bad." In panel 3, there's "Reason 1: Some birds, like orioles, nest in tree branches, so they weave elaborate structures that can withstand the elements..." And there's a female Baltimore Oriole weaving an elaborate hanging nest in a silver maple tree. In panel 4, "...but rock pigeons evolved to nest in crevices in cliffs, safely tucked away." And there's a pigeon sitting on a nest in a hole in a cliff. In panel 5, "Reason 2: People domesticated pigeons ages ago. Pigeons didn't need fancy nests because they had human-built homes." A beautiful dovecote shelters a flock of pigeons. In panel 6, "Reason 3: Less time making nest = more time eating seed." A pigeon pecks a seed near its nest, and says "It's called math."

Why Pigeons Make Bad Nests: A defense of pigeon aesthetics

sausage sizzle

maybe ask "how aren't you?" instead

slavic sword girl from marvel rivals 🙂‍↔️

I love Twin Paranormal

we have no choice but to stan

Who wore it best?

I like the #1 pin that her biggest fan has. I wonder how he qualified above the rest

Nerd suggest everyone to put sunblock on. Queen wants to be the first. She thinks it's Nerd but it's Tiger instead. Tiger and Queen argue a bit, who would takes orders from who.

Tiger makes Queen do dog tricks.

Queen pretends to be drowning so Nerd would come rescue her. Instead she got Jock Bomba'd. But she is got safely on the shore.

Nerd and Jock are flexing together. Queen is looking at him respectfully (it's not very respectful)

Tiger smacks Queen on the head. Meanwhile, Olga is trying to recruit servants to serve Zenetreus instead.