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Mallorie Malcontent ✨

@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social

Cartoonist | Comics & Illustration | I love my mom! | she/her

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I've been enjoying lots of new episodes the past couple years. But the bad ones have been really bad.

15.02.2026 20:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It was a total mind blow. They sent me a poster, teeshirt, tote bag, and nice letter too.

15.02.2026 19:55 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Also, still cannot believe my art was on the show that made me wanna be a cartoonist in the first place. Is life even real?

15.02.2026 19:37 — 👍 85    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0

The season 37 premiere is a good Lisa/Marge episode. Another standout is Pixelated and Afraid from season 33 or 34... it's all blending together. Most episodes in 36 are good. But the bad ones are very bad.

15.02.2026 18:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It comes off like they're really enjoying a lot of the new ones.

15.02.2026 18:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But seriously, if you were ever a hardcore fan, you may enjoy a decent chunk of the new ones. Matt Selman has breathed new life into the show. In a meta joke in the recent episode about Bumblebee Man, they say "it's like the old days again."

15.02.2026 17:49 — 👍 30    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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800th episode of the Simpsons? I've been enjoying lots of new ones but still...

15.02.2026 17:16 — 👍 733    🔁 116    💬 14    📌 1
Guitar Wolf teaches an irrational man that "love has no borders, nationalities, or genders."

Guitar Wolf teaches an irrational man that "love has no borders, nationalities, or genders."

"Fix your hearts or die" -- Guitar Wolf

26.11.2025 12:04 — 👍 808    🔁 308    💬 4    📌 2

Everyone's saying Luigi. But I just started Galaxy 2. Maybe I'll go back to the first one as Luigi after.

14.02.2026 18:22 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

My partner and I love each other deeply. But have NEVER done Valentines Day.

14.02.2026 18:20 — 👍 37    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

I did beat it as Luigi when it first game out. I don't remember any bug.

14.02.2026 18:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Should I keep going with Luigi in Galaxy. Or should I play Galaxy 2 instead?

14.02.2026 17:36 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 8    📌 0

Back in the day, I made a comic. and less than a week later Adam Ellis came out with the SAME EXACT JOKE. But there's no way he's ever even seen my comics. So who cares?

13.02.2026 19:56 — 👍 29    🔁 1    💬 5    📌 0

A lot of people don't though. They just repeat what the popular talking points are.

13.02.2026 19:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

those crabs are plagiarists and need to be held accountable!

13.02.2026 19:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

bingo. i like the way you think.

13.02.2026 19:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh same. And while I enjoyed it, I feel it functioned mostly as a drama video. And honestly, I don't really care about plagiarism that much.

13.02.2026 19:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ever since that hbomberguy vid, everyone has been a little too intense about plagiarism. Lots of people simply end up having the same idea. Ideas are often inevitable, a force of nature. Even stupid jokes like this.

13.02.2026 19:38 — 👍 61    🔁 3    💬 5    📌 0
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A friend sent this to me, saying someone plagiarized me. I dunno if they saw my art first, but who cares? It's not that original of a joke. I got it from the Simpsons.

13.02.2026 19:25 — 👍 67    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
A guy in a maga hat standing in front of a giant American flag is saying "AMERICA:

Love it (pedophiles, concentration camps, and school shootings) or leave it (which we'll make very difficult to do)!

A guy in a maga hat standing in front of a giant American flag is saying "AMERICA: Love it (pedophiles, concentration camps, and school shootings) or leave it (which we'll make very difficult to do)!

Love it* or leave it**!

13.02.2026 00:06 — 👍 323    🔁 71    💬 3    📌 1
13.02.2026 16:30 — 👍 29    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Yikes. I had no clue.

12.02.2026 21:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh totally. This shit is cringe. But I think the proof is in the pudding. And maybe he's just one of the many who simply saw woke as a synonym for politically correct. Either way. Dumb ass comments.

12.02.2026 21:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think you can enjoy the work of artists who have pitiful personality flaws. It may be the thing that pushed them to make the good art.

12.02.2026 21:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think it was underrated among the online left.

12.02.2026 21:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Naw. I think he did actually.

12.02.2026 21:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Because it was. Very obviously. The hate from the left, and love from the right was perforative nonsense.

12.02.2026 20:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe don't get your political views form SNL skits?

12.02.2026 20:46 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I just always had a hard time swallowing the idea that a mentally ill guy living in poverty was supposed to be a symbol of privileged white male rage. I feel like all that stuff was vapid culture war static.

12.02.2026 20:43 — 👍 32    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

Honestly both. But I'm thinking of the first one.

12.02.2026 20:23 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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