G.U.N.K.L.E

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Only horrible people do horrible things.

You don’t need any of that 💕

So is Starmer staying now that Mandelson and McSweeney have gone, or do we think he’s also heading for the door?

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Rave kid 🕺 at some after party somewhere in the early noughties. Very grateful there aren’t many pics of me back then 😵‍💫😆

When you see the words “close ally of President Donald Trump”, you know that nothing this person says or does, is for the good of humanity.

😂

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

“They will take approximately one hour, and it’s best to do them without distractions”

😂 talented!

I wish!

I’ll do that now the many years worth has gone. There’d be a fire engine at the house within minutes, if I’d done that earlier 😂

🤣 that would be cruel

With an Ant McPartlin forehead 🤣

ChatGPT version of me as a caricature

Caricature of me at work courtesy of ChatGPT. Not sure what the bell is for 🤷‍♂️😆
Maybe I should get one!

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🤘

I’ve just spent the last 3 hours shredding old confidential letters and documents that we’d been hoarding for years.

Now I feel very virtuous, and cleansed 😆

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Even Mariah had them 💅🏻

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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a black suv with the words royal treatment written on the bottom ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a black suv with the words royal treatment written on the bottom

Only one thing for it then

😆 *snickers in disbelief

Sounds like you’re being well cared for, and suitably so after a biggie like that. Good that you’re home. You’ll be back to the marathon running, and triathlons in no time 😉
Yes opiates 😬 plenty of bran!

I didn’t see that you’d actually had the bypass - I thought you were still waiting. How are you feeling?

Tel Aviv?

It really does

Labour minister ordered intelligence reports on journalists Exclusive: Material gathered was personally given to Josh Simons when chair of pro-Starmer thinktank, say sources

Who would have guessed his pro Israel links…

This Labour Party is utterly vile

With the Zionist tentacles absolutely all over it

I wouldn’t watch that if I was paid! 😂