morpheus, holding out a red and blue pill: I got us some drugs. Neo: that's interesting because I take drugs. morpheus: and me. that's why I got two.
The Matrix (1999)
Dirs: Lana and Lilly Wachowski
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morpheus, holding out a red and blue pill: I got us some drugs. Neo: that's interesting because I take drugs. morpheus: and me. that's why I got two.
The Matrix (1999)
Dirs: Lana and Lilly Wachowski
#oneperfectshot π½οΈ
Save me, Alesh Arknights,,,
27.01.2026 19:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I really wish theyβd go back and make the CT raids a little more interesting. I play this game to be entertained and every time I get a CT raid I end up just going catatonic with boredom for 30 minutes until I hear the duty finished music
22.01.2026 14:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0fuck CT
22.01.2026 02:04 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0A lalafell just upskirted me in Gridania?? Am I supposed to report this to the twin adders???
22.01.2026 01:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Any job that Iβm currently using in said instance tbh
21.01.2026 15:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0AST NOCTURNAL SECT
19.01.2026 17:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0DRK who I let die at one point doted me at the end of the dungeon weβre so back
19.01.2026 00:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0them subtly canonizing the line from eorzea encylopedia abt how yβshtola is a shoe fiend will always be funny to me. heavensward she gets louboutins. her shadowbringers boots have custom runes on the bottom meaning she forced exarch at gunpoint to hand make them. her DT beach fit? custom model boots
14.01.2026 13:52 β π 96 π 17 π¬ 3 π 1Iβll accept opening cross-regional DC travel as compensation for the DDOSing, Mr. Squeenix
07.01.2026 15:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0putting the most hideous bottoms i've seen in XIV into my glamour dresser knowing if i ever enter an Ugly Glam contest i'll eat that shit up
05.01.2026 18:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh Shale the woman you are #ffxiv #ffxivart #wolship #wolshale
21.12.2025 16:53 β π 14 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Tifa from FF7 with closed eyes glistening with sweat saying "Gosh, I am SO sweaty, I reeeeally need a shower, guys. I'm just GLISTENING!" below is a panicked Cloud Strife saying TIFA WE'RE TERRORISTS WE NEED TO BLOW UP THIS BUILDING
she's always saying this in remake
#ff7 #ff7r
In general Iβve enjoyed Dawntrailβs story and content but Iβm ready for next expansion for techwear to stop flowing in
26.12.2025 15:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Worry not about our beloved Lv1 . They were merely transported to an animal sanctuary where they can be safe from heretics and server-crashing retainers on ventures.
25.12.2025 16:55 β π 435 π 182 π¬ 1 π 1new blood in puppet's bunker today
20.12.2025 18:19 β π 477 π 225 π¬ 4 π 3LRP kill the other alliance with the laser and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower
20.12.2025 23:23 β π 20 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I need that dress so bad,,, it haunts me, whispers to me like l'appel du vide
21.12.2025 17:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Approximately how hard would it be for me to port the butterfly dress from infinity Nikki into xiv
21.12.2025 17:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Everything Burns slaps expeditiously
19.12.2025 23:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A "Please Bro" meme. A shot of a man's head softly crying. The text reads: "Please Bro you gotta listen it's not just a line think of it as more than a comma and less than a semicolon and you can use it like parentheses except it's ours bro and these tech as*holes they're trying to make it their thing and it's not bro, it's just not."
Did you defend the em dash today?
17.12.2025 14:01 β π 440 π 244 π¬ 2 π 5Iβve been saying for a while that thereβs absolutely zero valid reasons to use generative AI and every day I become more and more correct
17.12.2025 15:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I really do lowks suck at tanking but Iβm trying my hardest
15.12.2025 21:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Kid Icarus Uprising. It would be the fastest purchase of my whole entire life
13.12.2025 17:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One brings shadow, one brings light
Two-toned echoes tumbling through time
I think Hic Svnt Leones Pandemonium should enter the public consciousness so we can have more Halloween songs
03.12.2025 18:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Umbra Witch outfits of Bayonetta fame
27.11.2025 22:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ShB astro was made for me and me alone and now itβs gone!!!!!
23.11.2025 18:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Push the boat out more, for me
17.11.2025 00:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0