The mighty and heroic Blade Pedestrian can bisect a car in a single swing

I've been reliably informed that, even if you should tell adventurers about traps, it's actually rude to tell them about mimics, so with a little remodeling the whole operation should be 100% ethical

but needles are scaaary -_-

It Is the Uma Musume universe. I tell someone to quit horsing around. Their soul detaches from their body.

Machine that makes it all better #makeaterriblecomicday2025

the Mori siblings, Memento and Hikiko

Fire up the time machine, Professor! The Time Bastards just stole World War 1!

for @lemmaeof.gay
#art #commission #furry

Diplomacy with the peace-loving Ultra Tyrants was difficult at first, due to how they evolved to communicate by nuclear exchange.

a surgeon with the revolutionary theory that the most powerful analegesic... is fear

dragon lady next to me at the second life rave was too close and her wings kept clipping through my player model. I didn't mind but she apologied each and every time it happened. chat was filled with hundreds of variations of "oop sowwie >_<!! xoxo" and "uaah! not again! orz" by the end of the night

Inasmuch as the singularity can feel, it knows it does not like to lose. Being a fallen star (so very deep within itself), it knows well the physics that brought it down. For something to step past that lonely horizon, to cheat the law- it would make anyone jealous, wouldn't it? So in go the hooks.

Furries with an optional taur mode are the furry equivalent of a couch that can unfold into a bed

usually dolls are sapient entities, whether witchmade evolved or haunted, but everyone always forgets about the humble haunted-doll-mimic

I should be allowed to open eyes anywhere on my body and/or objects or people that are currently part of my body map. It's genuinely so problematic that I can't do that.