AlleyCatNamedDog

And yet…

an advertisement for only murders in the building shows a man with a headband on his head ALT: an advertisement for only murders in the building shows a man with a headband on his head

I’m gonna need a cover sheet on that application.

Once again, I had to look twice to see if this was an Onion article.

Ohhhhh this is RIGHT in my wheelhouse. I read 4 seconds of the sample and I was in. Purchased!!

Fully thought this was an Onion article.

6 months he’ll be leading a government organization.

Yeah. My BEST FRIEND was at my wedding too.

We are in the stupidest timeline.

Calling Jake Fucking Tapper.

People are dying, Annie.

I want every minute of this man’s life to be a fucking nightmare hellscape henceforth.

We can’t handle alien life. We have life at home we’re ruining just fine.

Many years ago I worked with a Sudanese man who’s whole family was killed in the wars there. He was so proud of his people and missed his family so. The nicest man ever. Daniel was my friend. I can’t imagine him shoved in a container and sent there. I’m weeping for who we are as a people.

I disagree. This is exactly what Christianity has always been.

This is what “taking the Lord’s name in vain” means.

Not when my second grade teacher yelled at me for saying “Jesus Christ” when I was mad.

Become ungovernable

I’m really thinking I might be low-level autistic and never diagnosed because of all the insanity in my childhood. So much of what I’ve been trying to change or explain about myself makes sense in the context of autism spectrum. And as I see my ASD son become an adult I see myself in him a ton.

Yeah, Pete used to cry about this too. 🙄🙄🙄

It’s trafficking. You don’t know this?

I think it’s bold for Christians to assume that men of a couple thousand years ago were much different than men of today. Wanting power and control, using theology and false weaponized male superiority to do it. This Pope was a teeny threat to that ideology. A smudge in in the ink. Bravo.

The one who drinks shots of “liberal tears” probably? One of a million uneducated scholars that drink shit beer in shitty bars and are afraid of everything not like them. The same ones who will be collecting the benefits they don’t want others to have when they go bust. Fuck this guy.

Omg can we just talk about how old and inept Biden was? Gawd.

Did they catch him coming out of the shitter?

If my husband was on socials of any kind I would disappear into the night.

Remember when Pete was so supremely overqualified for this job? And this northwoods reality show dolt is whining about people retiring? I hate it here.

This is the party that wants you to think it cares so deeply and passionately about human life that even embryos must be protected. Sanctity of life and all.

Once you’re born? And especially if you weren’t born here? You can fuck all the way off. No one cares about you.

Women. It burdens women.

Today I found out we owe $8k to the federal government just because we happen to make a teeny bit more than we made last year. Come and fucking get it.

That sweet summer child grew up in the northwoods of Wisconsin. He knows fuck all about public transportation.