Ditzaster Zone

Size alts

ohhhhh damn I love how intense she looks!!!

ideally!!!!

LISTEN, OKAY I have catboy induced brain damage and I never want to recover

catboy enby whose paws are bigger than your torso and cause brain damage and would be classified as schedule 1 drugs if the government could do anything about them

got errands to run but don't wanna get outa bed cuz it's cozy under the coverssssss

Naaaaahhhh! It's hot, you're feeling GOOD, and you deserve to go wild and telling shame to kiss your ass when you're the one breaking all the toys!

Just something extra extremely satisfyingly horny about "herding" crowds of crumb-size people up to ravage. Chasing masses tens of thousands strong from wide open thoroughfares to rubble-choked bottlenecks or dead ends. Pouncing on struggling clusters fighting to squeeze into subways or planes

I want like 5 Jamaican patties

"If I draw the black girl as a CUTE monkey it's not racist, guys seriously I'm not even remotely racist or angling for extra attention unlike the other guy who drew her as an UGLY monkey even though we're totally chill about that lol no big deal"

y'all what the absolute fuck

YouTube video by The Airborne Toxic Event - Topic California

It hit me last night like this song I heard
I can remember the feelint but forget all the words

m.youtube.com/watch?v=7hiZ...

his dick is bigger than the skyscrapers I was smashing down and it's WAY more fun to wrap my arms around and play with HIM than a one-time-use disposable piece of architecture.

Duh obviously still got the city screaming for us below :3

Snow leopard hunk who upstages me mid-rampage by scooping me up from the skyline, flashing me a smug, toothy smirk, and after I start nodding REALLY fast, tugs open his waistband and drops me into his pants

Hold gentle and erase cities below 💚💚💚

GAY GAY GAY BISEXUAL GAY BOYS DUDES GUYS FELLAS DUDES FLUFFFFFFFFFYYYYYYYY

cat DUDES

CAT MEN

hmmmm

HMMMMM

catboys

(again, keeping the reminders up not to hit the repost button here. Losing battle but, ya know. Personal-ish account.)

plz

Also catboys. Catboys are good. They have paws! Catboys have soothing voices and smell really good and can grab you my the muzzle and under the chin and point your attention exaaaactly where it should be

even spacey, chill, kinda horny trips have room for coming down to earth and introspection. Gotta fucking apply that though.

Stewing a pot of chili is good for a while, but sooner or later you gotta eat that or it's gonna start burning to the bottom of the pot.

I will not be afraid of holding myself up to the notions I imagine others have of me and making an ass of everything by random assumption

I am able to guide my own damn self. No backseat drivers.

girl, seriously. Talk to your friends. Your friends like you. That's why you're friends, dipshit.

I will choose to be kind, especially when everything feels so uncertain

I will allow myself to take in that same kindness too

I will be firmer about my limits & be more aware of them

I will just fucking talk to people & just fucking listen on their own terms

I won't get lost when I can just ask

Bisexual urge for Armageddon at the paws of a cat woman who looks down at cloud formations

THEY'RE SO SMUG ABOUT IT and it just makes them hotter it's not FAIRRRRR

GAWDS my tits are nice

I think otters Re a kind of catboy or at least have the potential to be

gawds. How dare they

Catboys

bites you