Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy

I read through this three times before I mined all the sandwich puns. Honestly, an amazing showing. Perfection

Everytime I thought I reached the end of my journey, silksong just kept getting more massive. I still haven't unlocked act 3, and I just honestly dont know where else to go...which i am saying as a good thing, no game's massive world has left me so in awe for quite some time

Everytime my wife does, I always am like, "nooooooooo, it's too cold! But then I present her my body almost immediately

I saw someone a while back say, "not to use this site like a journal." And I say fuck that. I need to complain to no one for a tiny bit of catharsis. That being said:

I feel like fucking shit right now and I am not sure what it is that's causing it (fingers crossed* not covid)

msrachelforlittles if you were born in the 80s you probably drank Sunny D, ate Lunchables, and part of your complete breakfast was Corn Pops. Some of you even ate Cookie Crisp, a cereal literal made of cookies. You survived. You don't need to shame people on SNAP who want some Doritos once in a while. PS or maybe your mom thought luncheables were too expensive like mine Them: You shouldn't buy Doritos with SNAP! Me: Cool ranch or Nacho cheese? I support either choice.

I want Ms. Rachel in charge of everything.

This game was so fucking stupid, vapid, meaningless, mean spirited, and high key fucked up. I adore it

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad...but that's kind of nothing new...so business as usual

The right will pretend someone OBEYING THE LAW, especially in terms of federal court rulings, is somehow a "gotcha" moment. Hilarious. Kat is such a queen for being this civil to such an idiot

I am so happy that a repost of this was how I found out you're on bluesky! Lol

High key terrified since the last eight years I kept saying "how can it get worse?" And America always found a way

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems... SIMON: What? SHAPIRO: ...Or saying... SIMON: You imagine that? SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

Oh man, it's been too long. That thing had my brain in a VICEGRIP for months!

A screenshot of a post on X that reads: Cuomo, talking to conservative radio host Sid Rosenberg this morning: "God forbid, another 9/11—can you imagine Mamdani in the seat?" Cuomo asks. "He'd be cheering," Rosenberg says. Cuomo paused and chuckled before saying: "That's another problem."

Just disgusting.

Remember when plants vs zombies was the best mobile app for a decade and then EA put out a sequel that was pay 2 win garbage? And then they kept putting out crap? Man, that sucked

As I often do, playing FE engage, and I have tiki equipped to Kagetsu, and whenever you attack while engaged, they make their dragon forms so enormously cunty that it is so weird how FE as a series is very bad at LGBTQIA+ stuff because some queen animated that FOR SURE

Man, fire emblem engage is so much fun. So many cool options, and I fully support the use of DLC after the midgame twist. It could be a perfect game if it didnt necessitate the start button during almost all cutscenes and speaking segments

Honestly, AI Mary massive mommy milkers is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. No way she's fitting into flapper coded dresses with those plastic surgeon yachts

I remember seeing a gross lede about that AI "actress" about how she can be anything, especially a virgin (paraphrased but that's what it said essentially), and all I could think was, "this guy has NO IDEA what happens to a LOT of AI image generators."

Iykyk

Honestly one of the only reasons I would start praying again

So there's just a really teethy blowie as well?

Fuck, I signed up for Mastodon like a year ago and never did anything with it, and with all the changes im gonna have to try and remember any of my login credentials

I hadn't thought about it for a good while, but boy it's a little sad it took me this long to be like, "no this is actually pretty terrible tbh"

Male privilege at its FINEST right here

I messaged a friend who I've known since high school about a song from a memory of ours, but after many years of thinking, "oh this is a funny story" I now realize that maybe the guy saying "booty booty booty" to her in a convention center isn't whimsical, but actually horrible harassment...

Especially insightful given Meyers worked with him for a good many years

They say never meet your heroes but you should absolutely have (as) healthy (as possible) parasocial interactions with them on social media because it is usually a pretty interesting, if not wonderfully hilarious, time

She can't even consider GladOS mocking her because she is so gooned out...

That is a delightfully cursed sentence I just wrote and I am so happy. Hahaha

Ive always said teleportation is easily the best ability to have...now the argument just got so much easier!

But also, yeah, samus actually getting meaningful dialogue AND IT BEING IN CHOZO!! I got literal chills! So dope

Man, I absolutely adore dread so much and im like, "dang, this feels bad to be so at odds with this person I only know parasocially." Lol!

(I lowkey get it though, I adore the game but know it has a lot of faults)

Hilda needs to stand up for her boo