Cpt. Steve Yerrrrrwin⚓️🍬 @captkandy

Yeen gotta know everything about Black history.
The whole purpose of the month is to learn.
Each one teach one.

01.02.2026 17:54 — 👍 40 🔁 20 💬 1 📌 0

yall don’t like lift every voice now?

01.02.2026 17:41 — 👍 18 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 3

If you can hear the song Melodies From Heaven and not bop a little I’ll assume it’s because you are physically unable to bop.

01.02.2026 17:34 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Target has fallen off Fortune magazine's World's Most Admired Companies All-Star list for the first time since 2002, marking the end of a nearly 25-year streak on the prestigious corporate reputation ranking. https://www.bizjournals.com/twincities/news/2026/01/26/fortune-drops-target-most-admired-list-2026.html?fbclid=Iwb21leAPsP05jbGNrA-w_SmV4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkDDM1MDY4NTUzMTcyOAABHoBNeF1yV7aZqk864CVAZf_MNquhJm_57YevmAPMZu174B6tUs2E9tZ24f-d_aem_HrS7StADcj4GV7PHxkmvww

self inflicted wounds hurt the worst

01.02.2026 14:21 — 👍 275 🔁 71 💬 21 📌 33

I'm as heathen as it gets but gospel music still hits.

01.02.2026 17:28 — 👍 10 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 8

Jive Turkeys,
They fucked up and put the beginning of BHM on a Sunday. I'ma be hard R'ing it up awl day.

01.02.2026 17:27 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Juvenile byke??!!

01.02.2026 03:19 — 👍 100 🔁 50 💬 5 📌 74

I'm not in the mood to do much, but she's gonna want to hike now that some of the snow is off trails. 😒

01.02.2026 17:17 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Feb 8 I'm stopping whatever I'm doing at the time of the Artemis launch. It's not every day your family sends a rocket to space.

01.02.2026 17:14 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Consider yourself owned?
Like how can you not see that connotation...
Smh.
Oh and I'm sorry the J.o. is fucking with you.

01.02.2026 17:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A feminine dog!

01.02.2026 17:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Can't fucking help themselves...

01.02.2026 16:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

☝🏾🟥🟩⬛️

01.02.2026 16:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Primo, would you be so kind?

01.02.2026 16:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Elevated awakenings, Jive Turkeys.

01.02.2026 16:39 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

It’s always gonna be “elevated awakenings” for me.

01.02.2026 15:32 — 👍 7 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 1

Again:

“Don’t punch my toupee loose, bro. I will defraud your mother.”- @captkandy.bsky.social

01.02.2026 14:45 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Working on how to best do that!

01.02.2026 03:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

01.02.2026 03:21 — 👍 113 🔁 70 💬 7 📌 3

Niggas on the river!🎶

01.02.2026 03:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m looking forward to the Inaugural #BlackSkyOutdoors fishing trip.

01.02.2026 03:14 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I love making up middle names for people. Idc what your real middle name is. You’ll go by the one I assign you.

01.02.2026 03:00 — 👍 18 🔁 8 💬 10 📌 4

I’m tipsy and watching fly fishing YouTubes. All is right currently.

01.02.2026 03:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I need a koofi avatar.

01.02.2026 02:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wartime toupee was tweet of the night idc

01.02.2026 02:51 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I SEENT IT

01.02.2026 02:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oop!!

01.02.2026 02:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

The brotha got taste.

01.02.2026 02:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Side note… if ya see me interacting with any weirdo niggas, kindly pull me to the side and let me know what’s what.

Please and thanks.

01.02.2026 02:40 — 👍 55 🔁 39 💬 0 📌 8

🤏🏾🤏🏾🤏🏾✨✨✨

01.02.2026 02:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cpt. Steve Yerrrrrwin⚓️🍬

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