Die Walküre✨

There are moments as an American where I just have to stop thinking too much about something or I will lose my mind.

This moment in which it needs to be WRITTEN IN THE LAW TO FORCE MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS TO NOT F*CK OVER BLACK WOMEN & BABIES AND DO THE JOB THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO is one of them.

did you know that you can't get a divorce in some states if you are pregnant? so you can't even leave the nightmare, legally, in some cases.

He's gonna have start buying his coke again instead of shopping in the evidence room

My mom to my dad:

Oh, I moved into my office today too. Sucks having to go in more, thankfully still get to wfh half time, but being able to close the door to my new space helps tremendously. Not that it was really an issue before but still… 😂

My agency gave us tomorrow and Friday off. No work till Monday. 🔥

What are yall drinking?

👅

Getting that flavor up off him

The thing that's always frustrated the right wing ideologues who've glommed onto Trump is that he doesn't have the attention span to actually be a committed ideological warrior. He can scream all the right culture war shit, but it's just WWE pugilistic showmanship. He basically has no belief system.

When I seent that Serena and Alex got married:

*chef's kiss*

Uh – uh, uh, uh, uh… uh.. wait a minute now… uh ohhhhhhh

Lawd I need drafts on here. I have lots of thoughts but I’m not always ready to hit post yet

I want some gingerbread.

Q: “Are you affirming you think Trump is a fascist?”

TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”

ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”

Wooow, I’m really old. 😂

Me reading Verity

Everybody thinking something happening and its just a sloppy rebrand attempt

No and I hate ppl that do. It’s the reason I won’t go to the movies with one of my aunts. Ma’am, you gotta hush. We are learning all this information at the same time, I cannot help you. Lol

MTG helped light this fire and now she's backing away from the smoke. she must feel the stench of jail time in the air.

Bro he loves him LMFAO

This is 100% a friend of mine. He has dressed like this forever 😭

Y'all ... guess when she becomes eligible for her federal pension?? Take a wild guess.

it is WILD that she can't even afford the $1M to outright buy the Trump Gold visa card she so desperately wants.

all that shucking & jiving, but she never could dance.

MTG should not be allowed to go back to her "private" life peacefully.

May everyone in a position to disrupt her every living moment until the day the earth is freed from her miserable existence.

May she never know a day of peace again, and I hope her mind crumbles from the pressure.

She wanted to run for senate. Trump wouldn’t let her. She knows she has no path to higher office through MAGA. She’s been getting popular with the left cause you’re all a bunch of fucking suckers. And she taking advantage of the moment to make a noisy step and gain more attention.

Everyone stop acting weird and shocked about MTG. She has been systematically distancing herself from the current GOP for months and months. She has a plan reform herself under a new image ON THE RIGHT that’s not part of a sinking ship.

She’s not suddenly changing her tune! SHE’S AN OPPORTUNIST