elvis, culture advisor

first version of civ i played and one of the first ps1 games i played (on pc via bleem -- map didn't display properly so it was largely unplayable)

"shotaro ishinomori dune" is my activation phrase

if your friends dig your grave a little too deeply it unleashes a balrog and they can GOTO 1 right then and there

Man Proposes, God Disposes (Edwin Landseer, 1864)

planet of the planet of the apes
apes of the planet of the apes

"just coated my protective, dirt-resistant coating in a protective, dirt-resistant coating"

King's Field is a lot like undertale. You wake up in the middle of nowhere and a bunch of skeletons show up and start being assholes for no good reason

♪right about now, the false snail hydra
check it out now, the false snail hydra♪

i clean all my pens with ink

happy "getting all the 'i haven't done that since last year' jokes out of your system" day

Caves of Qud, but also: Norco

tbf in ep3 obiwan rode a lizard with feathers

look at you, hacker -- a pathetic creature of meat and bone

gunbeeing Dec 25, 2024 Merychippus Animal Merychippus Follow Merychippus is an extinct proto-horse of the family Equidae that was endemic to North America during the Miocene, 15.97-5.33 million years ago. It had three toes on each foot and is the first horse known to have grazed. Wikipedia Order: Perissodactvla to all who celebrate

Merychippus to all who celebrate!

"getting a lot of taira no kiyomori vibes from this" -guy who has only read the first 3-5 chapters of the tale of the heike

nyadoration of the meowgi

the cool thing about binary domain is that it is secretly Actually Sakura Wars

“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.

insanely good thing to say when you enter a room

jeep-shock

a game that stimulates the primal urge to become an amoeba (but tbf i also think this about koei/paradox-style strategy games, go, and citybuilders)

agreed! also i've always kinda felt the zeta gundam ending was On Some Elric Shit -- emma's death scene and last words in particular

pc-genshin

bsky.app/profile/that...

genghis khan 2: clan of the grey wolf

nosferatu

Right on.

A full English translation patch for Koei's Progenitor, a 1994 visual novel/RPG/strategy game for the PC98 that plays a little like Uncharted Waters....IN SPAAAAAAAACE.

as featured in the hit playstation game "gran turismo 2" -- it does have the side bonus of anyone behind you possibly parsing the "terios" on the spare tire case as an extremely expensive vanity bumper-sticker-analogue and wondering "who the fuck is terio?"

this likely requires cheats to even do, but can be repeated indefinitely -- also it does not seem to work at all in the remaster

In at least the N64 version of Turok 2, if you use the nuke on the raptoid/endtrail enemies, then throw a sunfire pod while they're frozen but before they explode, they will flash yellow and do their blinded animation for a couple second before freezing and exploding again