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Kivan

@kivanbay.bsky.social

Amateur pornographer, average disaster

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timelapse!

15.02.2026 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Our shared smoke // (un)Happy Valentines!!!

14.02.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2169    πŸ” 451    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 3
A handmade palm sized gold metal sign that reads Fuck Pam Bondi in raised green letters with a raised red heart at the bottom nailed into a telephone pole

A handmade palm sized gold metal sign that reads Fuck Pam Bondi in raised green letters with a raised red heart at the bottom nailed into a telephone pole

Seen in my neighborhood

15.02.2026 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, I'm good!!

14.02.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg thank you, i can stock up my pantry

14.02.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd like to raise $15, if possible. Sometimes I think i should set a higher goal because I know it's irritating that I have to beg all the time but those feel daunting

14.02.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol that would be pretty sweet but mostly I just eat canned food right now because I'm in too much pain to cook or clean much

14.02.2026 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Valentine's Day tends to always be bad for me. It often reminds me how undesirable I am, or poor treatment I've endured in the past. Often it puts me in a bad enough place I do something self destructive. For instance, it's my Twitter anniversary

14.02.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Having eaten the cans of chili I got yesterday, I would be grateful for more soup money. I can't get expired free stuff anymore which is going to suck

14.02.2026 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel terrible

14.02.2026 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

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I have left my frankly abusive job! I am injured and sick but excited to find something different. If you're able to help me stock my pantry, I appreciate it!

14.02.2026 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Anyway I hate this holiday

14.02.2026 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can someone explain why my brain served me up a nightmare of a celebrity liking a picture I posted and then a bunch of people explaining to them that I'm a bad person because I'm poor

14.02.2026 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have left my frankly abusive job! I am injured and sick but excited to find something different. If you're able to help me stock my pantry, I appreciate it!

14.02.2026 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

being an artist is just decades of going "ugh I wish I knew how to draw" over and over again until you die

13.02.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2933    πŸ” 863    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 26

Walking for canned chili, I am set

14.02.2026 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you πŸ’“

14.02.2026 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Store closes soon and I'd be very grateful for food

14.02.2026 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A buddy appears

14.02.2026 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a lonely day

14.02.2026 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Last call! Raffle ends tomorrow! Feb 14th.

Each purchase of this print β€œThe acceptance of self” is entered into a raffle to win the original painting.

14.02.2026 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 144    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So I had to use my grocery fund but I'm solvent on doctors. Just hoping to raise $7 for two meals

14.02.2026 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If I can make $7 that's dinner for two days! I had to use my grocery money for this

14.02.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

15. Kivan: bsky.app/profile/kiva...

14.02.2026 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Our latest update:

At $185/800 as of tonight (Friday). We have very little time left before we have to give the rental office a money order for the full amount. Thank you for shares/donations.

The post below is my roommate.

PP: nivcharayahel
V/CA: heathmarie31

#HelpSky #HelpFolksLive2026

14.02.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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KMBC: "A woman tried to set a fire at a South Kansas City warehouse that had been rumored as a possible ICE detention center. Earlier today, the company that owns the property confirmed it is no longer moving forward with a sale to the U.S. government."

13.02.2026 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2908    πŸ” 627    πŸ’¬ 351    πŸ“Œ 808

If I can make $7 that's dinner for two days! I had to use my grocery money for this

14.02.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)

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