Kivan

Oh man that's GREAT

The Comedy of Errors. Imagine the mistaken identities with one Antipholus and Dromio as faces and one as heels.

Rosecrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead but it's about ring crew

Can't decide.

Julius Ceasar for the cage match

Or

Macbeth for the /drama/

I'm howling at this still

titus andronicus, lmao

unfortunately, the last 20 years of wwe programming are the product of the worst adaptation of king lear of all time

Thy TRUUUUTH then by THY, DOWEEEEEEEEEER! (Leer's entry music plays while Cordy "L.A." is kicked out to start a new stable)

And there I stood amazed for a while, as on a pillory, looking through the folding chair (no one can claim the title belt until the oldest wrestler has a match)

THE LADDER

Two Gentlemen of Verona already features a scene where the villain catches the hero trying to rescue his daughter by smuggling in a ladder. If the daughter were perhaps suspended above the ring, and the ladder was used as a weapon, and at some point someone launched themself off of it, well...

The Death Riders story is already one open rebellion by Mox's subordinates away from being Richard III. So, yeah, I'm good.

Oh my god that would be amazing, also weird sisters as the announcers

Holy shit, Macbeth as a face stable member who takes out his champion leader and falls into paranoia and slaughter is right there.

Ironically AS YOU LIKE IT would not fit.

YES, the shit talk as mic work!!

I feel like Much Ado About Nothing would be a *great* wrestling storyline.

I think a tag team match for Henry V would rule obvs

Also wrestling promo of John calling Hero a slut

I have a lot of picks but I can't get out of my head an announcer going "and never was there a TALE OF SUCH WOOOOOOOE"

i guess now we know how toni storm is going to bring intergender matches to aew

Twelfth Night

I'll ask this here because I end up asking it a lot. If you could adapt any Shakespeare play as a wrestling storyline, what would you do

Settle this for me, if a dude dressed like a fat gay hamburglar showed you this children's book would you think he's a dork

sksjfhjgj look. im VERY stupid.

LOOK IT'S WEIRD TO SHOW OFF KID'S BOOKS AS AN ADULT JEEZ

...i have a brand I guess lol
bsky.app/profile/emma...

I feel called out lmao. I just love this one so much. Just gave a copy to my 2 year old niece last month when I finally got to meet her

Like the lady and the wolf? Kid isn't sure if that's her mother and her dad's brother in costume. SO fucking French

You have GOTTA read it, I'll scan it when I get it back, the story is WILD