The Onion: How to Join ICE

STEP 1 Be born with something just…missing STEP 2 Try deporting a few neighbors without the constitutional authority to do so, to see if it’s for you STEP 3 Unlearn any secondary languages you may know STEP 4 If filling out the application form presents a challenge, candidates may instead demonstrate how hard they can punch a dog

How to Join ICE

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Yes!!!

Queensryche 1989

“The system we learn says we're equal under law
But the streets are reality, the weak and poor will fall
Let's tip the power balance and tear down their crown
Educate the masses, we'll burn the White House down

Speak the word (Revolution)
The word is all of us”

#metalsky #nokings

Stephanopoulos drops a truth bomb on Johnson….

As soon as the governor signs this illegal bill, Missouri will be sued. I don't bluff and I usually win.

Trump signs an executive order that prohibits anyone from hanging their coat on Melampia.

Our Economic System Needs Significant Change…

An illustration of a young girl in silhouette with a ponytail, standing against a fiery orange and red background. Over her figure is a handwritten quote in white text that reads: “The wicked become even worse when they are tolerated.” – Tolstoy. The intense backdrop and the child's silhouette create a haunting, powerful visual emphasizing the quote's message about the dangers of complacency toward evil.

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Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson talks about NASA's budget

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Before the election, I warned that there is no safe haven under authoritarianism.

If they can ship Kilmar Abrego Garcia to a foreign prison—accused of no crime, with no trial—they can do it to anyone.

Americans of conscience must stand against this now.

*chef’s kiss*

The trouble with tarrifs

Pussy Riot came to NYC to tell us “ We see the rise of authoritarianism here
and we want go call people to not be silent. We want ppl to remember not to give up”.

Dow Down 2200+ Points

Fox:

Never forget this video of 5-year-old Ivan crossing the border alone in the first days of the Russian invasion.

When did America become a place where people take joy in suffering?

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They are disappearing people off the streets
They are disappearing people off the streets
They are disappearing people off the streets
They are disappearing people off the streets
They are disappearing people off the streets

New York Times: Signal Chat Leak Angers U.S. Military Pilots. Men and women who have taken to the air on behalf of the United States expressed bewilderment after the leak of attack plans. “You’re going to kill somebody,” one pilot said.

Pilot to Hegseth: "You’re going to kill somebody.”

For the safety of our troops, Hegseth has got to go.

Great question! Too early to tell. But in 2 yrs we will be hearing more

Only in America could a Ketamine-infused South African oligarch call a navy captain, astronaut and sitting US senator "a traitor" for supporting our allies and standing up to Russia...

No one I know in Nevada wanted any of this OR Trump…. Hmmm 🤔