Gabriel

They say knowing is half the battle, but they don’t mention the grief and struggle of getting back to the point of being able to fight that battle when there’s been such a long time that’s passed that you actually didn’t know how to. And we wonder why people give up.

I wear T-shirts, and he wears T-shirts. I wear T-shirts and he also wears T-shirts.Thinkin’ ‘bout the day that he’ll wake up and find, that what he’s been wearing was a T-shirt the whole time!

Started the movie The Day After Tomorrow the day before yesterday and it looks like I’ll finally finish it today so that somehow feels right.

Some movie plots really be like “we’re gonna casually mention the plot in a conversation” (foreshadowing) and then they execute it! Wow, the nerve!

Hey there Delilah, what’s it like with tig ‘ol biddies

Realized, unfortunately, too late that of course it should’ve been knotty….. IT WAS RIGHT FUCKING THERE MAN.

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Thanks man you’re so sweet

Sorry dude I was changing shirts!

I have a lower back kink. I also have a neck and shoulder kink, but those aren’t as dominant. They only come around when I do something bad to myself. I’m a naughty… naughty little human.

The classic ADHD quirk of forgetting to eat. I’m so quirky tehe

When using a single person bathroom, once you’re done and if you’ve been in there for a while, tell the person who’s waiting for it next that the last person really stunk it up. They’ll get it eventually.

Hot Take (Thot Take if I’m throwing it back AND in a circle), but fuck Oregon. No context needed. Just never go there if you can help it. “Oh but it’s pretty…” yeah, pretty fucking shitty place. Just avoid it, there are too many reasons.

The idea that “#supershit” is the one that gets to Clark is to me because he tries so hard to be a good human and knows how special and creative we are, and he gets stuck with something that is so easy and stupid, of course that one gets to him, he thinks we’re capable of so much more!

Today is fer sher a “the show must go on” kinda day.

Yeah, I’ll look into it!

Nice. I tried to keep my shit clean and clear, but have been seeing a lot of videos and upswing of people doing that and kind of felt like it would be interesting, but I don’t really have anything going on.

I’ve been wanting to do that reaaaally badly. Did you have any existing things going on or just do it just to have it done?

Yes. Avoid the alligators until in the pool and then surrounded. Then, good luck! But you still can’t hurt the alligators.

into a pool of alligators?

Saw Superman last night and I have to say, it really lived up to the hype. And I felt in the dearest and deepest way paid tribute to the first Superman. It has me listening to the OG theme on repeat. I said it once, and I’ll say it again: (to me) it’s the best superhero theme song to date. Fight me.

I love when I’m playing games online and someone has the utter AUDACITY to say something and then kick me? Like, what kind of an extra sour loser do you have to be?? When the clear lack of skill… is from you… and not me?? Can you see?? It’s clearly… a lack of skillz, with a Z! So. Beat it. Punk ass.

I’ve got 99 problems and not having friends ain’t one… be.. because I’ve got so many problems… 👍🏼🥴✌🏼

Living with even an ounce of moral clarity can be confusing and frustrating in the world that we live today. The systems that were built for us are corrupt and working against us, and that doesn’t make sense. We should be confused. We should be angry. We are being manipulated.

I lowkey forgot my biggest flex over my vacation was somehow winning Monopoly. I just need to remember that when I’m really really depressed.

Fascimocrazy might be my new favorite buzz word to describe our country. Quick spread it around, I want Drump Fuck to see it!

I don’t know, something about today just makes me feel… patriotic. Like I wanna hop over onto Twitter and tell some Maga losers to fuck off and go back to their country. Ionno, thinkin’ ‘bout it. We’ll see.

Finally, it’s the big 7/4 day! Oh, you know, where there’s big 7/4’s everywhere and people eat hot dogs and shoot their guns in the air and celebrate fascimocrazy!

Stop calling them 'tweets' already. You're embarrassing yourself. They're called "bluejaculations" here

A poster with a cat and the words: THE WRONG AMAZON IS BURNING THE WRONG ICE Is MELTING

Good morning 🫡